this made me chuckle...

gilly1964

I work in IT for a Spanish Bank and all day we are surrounded by Spanish colleagues most of who speak excellent English.

One guy however is a pain and I overheard someone telling him he could improve his English by mass-debating (think about it) a new word into his conversation every day.:rotfl:

Deep_In_Debt

gilly1964 wrote: »

I work in IT for a Spanish Bank and all day we are surrounded by Spanish colleagues most of who speak excellent English.

One guy however is a pain and I overheard someone telling him he could improve his English by mass-debating (think about it) a new word into his conversation every day.:rotfl:

Loving that one!!

I used to have a really annoying colleague who one day moaned at me that the Oxford English dictionary had been re-written and they had started including split infinitives like pic-nic etc which he thought was totally wrong. Anyway he droned on at me about it for hours. After a while, thoroughly fed up with him (now I know I should not have said this!) but I asked him if d**k head was a split infinitive!

Runnybabbit

Morning DFW's.

Just come back from ASDA, met an old school mate who told me an absolute corker ...................

Her MIL has a cat called Muff. MIL and friend had been out in the park when a dog came bounding over and started jumping up them both. "oh, don't worry said MIL, it can obviously smell my muff"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

bringmeshoes

Runnybabbit wrote: »

Morning DFW's.

Just come back from ASDA, met an old school mate who told me an absolute corker ...................

Her MIL has a cat called Muff. MIL and friend had been out in the park when a dog came bounding over and started jumping up them both. "oh, don't worry said MIL, it can obviously smell my muff"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

speaking of muff....
my ex stepdad in 1988 told a woman he worked with that he was going to be in the olympics for muff diving, she went round telling everyone that a bloke she worked with was going to be in the olypmics,it was only when she got home and told her husband he had to explain what muff diving was :rotfl:

Runnybabbit

bringmeshoes wrote: »

speaking of muff....
my ex stepdad in 1988 told a woman he worked with that he was going to be in the olympics for muff diving, she went round telling everyone that a bloke she worked with was going to be in the olypmics,it was only when she got home and told her husband he had to explain what muff diving was :rotfl:

Whoops - i've fell for a few like that myself - we are all aloud our blond moments !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: but perhaps I have more moments than I should do!