this made me chuckle...

princess_loki

bringmeshoes wrote: »

another time (same friend!) when we were in 6th form we told her that they were taking gullible out of the dictionary, she went on this mad rant about how John Major (still pm at the time!) was runining everything and how dare he take words out of the dictionary...she couldnt understand why we were all rolling about laughing

we did this to one of my friends too!!! she didn't believe us and went to get the big dictionary from the bosses desk to check!!

same friend was told by older siblings that she was the free gift from the cornflakes packet - she believed them for years!!

monitorsit

hi,

I'm new here. Just seen the bit about ringing the zoo for C Lyons, the same thing happened to me! doh!

How do you get the nice bit at the end of your message? Like it's nice to be important etc

Horace

Go into user CP and edit your signature.

You will see User CP listed at the top

monitorsit

Horace and loki,

Thanks.

weebit

one story my mum always tells people about me.

my mum was working in a nursery at the time and it was the school holidays so i went into work with her. we were having lunch and me, my mum and al her collegues were there eatting. i burped. my mum said "what do you say now?" and i replied "that's better"

gratefulone

Can't think of anything funny to write but I keep on looking in on this thread and wanted to thank you all again for making me smile.

:beer:

lucielle

I once went on a school trip and the vicar came with us, he used to smoke golden virginia roll ups.......I asked him if he was smoking golden vagina. I can't remember who was more embarrassed.
L

monitorsit

lucielle wrote: »

I once went on a school trip and the vicar came with us, he used to smoke golden virginia roll ups.......I asked him if he was smoking golden vagina. I can't remember who was more embarrassed.
L

Was his name Bill Clinton?

gilly1964

Many years ago I went for a drink with my Dad at the Legion, he only had a couple but all the way home kept telling our friend Steve that he had not got married till he was almost 50.

Me tagging along thoughtfully, says but Dad that make's me illiterate.

He looks at me and says the word is illegitimate, but in your case you could be right. :rolleyes:

Deep_In_Debt

Horace wrote: »

I did something a lot worse when I was at school - I was about 13 at the time and we had double geography (a subject that I gave up before my O levels). We loathed the teacher who always used to stop in the middle of the lesson to boil the kettle and make himself a drink. His favourite habit was shouting or chucking the board rubber at us so we invariably got our own back. One day one of the lads partly sawed through the back legs of his chair which promptly collapsed when he leaned back:rotfl:

The thing that I did was to fill his kettle before the start of the lesson (I was trying to be teachers pet) and I slipped a few stink bombs in there (I was dared). All was fine until he boiled the kettle and they broke:rotfl: :rotfl: I was accused but I denied it and looked all innocent - god it was awful I so wanted to laugh but didnt dare:rotfl:

We had a needlework teacher once who really loathed me and my mate for some reason so one day she had gone to lunch and had left her cardigan over the back of the chair so we went into the classroom and decided to practice our needlework by sewing up the armholes on both her sleeves!