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Memorygirls - The Matrix Reloaded
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Hear, hear, welcome back MG and sounds like a very sensible idea to limit online time, I always mean to but fail miserably, I think I'm addicted to this site!!
me too, although I've also learned a lot from this site
Four Hour Working Week now in my Amazon Basket (along with the Toxic Families Book and Meals in HeelsWill no-doubt edit this basket nearer the time.......)
oh and welcome back MG0 -
My Meels in Heals books (for friends' birthdays) came this morning, and it's a lovely book, well worth it0
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1. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
2. A day without sunshine is like, night
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It wasn't familiar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
13 I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
16. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
17. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
18. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
19. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
20. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
21. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
22. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
23. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
24. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
25. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
26. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
27. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
28. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
29. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
30. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
31. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
32. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
33. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
34. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
35. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
36. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
37 Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
38. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
OH sent me this and added "Lighten up a little and you will shine"
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Welcome back MG - really interesting to hear about your digital detox!
Love the quotes Fantasia.. I used to regularly park in a car park where the ticket machine had a notice that said "change is possible".. always made me smileDebt@16.12.09 £10,362.38, now debt free as of 29.02.2012."I cannot make my days longer so I strive to make them better."0 -
Hear, hear, welcome back MG and sounds like a very sensible idea to limit online time, I always mean to but fail miserably, I think I'm addicted to this site!!
Me tooIn my defence though since I am home all the time now this tends to be my link to other adults and the outside world. I don't always get chance to speak to the other mums at school (some are a right cliquey bunch <rollseyes>) so being able to speak to other people, even if it's via a forum is a lifesaver for me.
I am getting better at doing my jobs first and then 'puter time second
MG - looking forward to hearing all your plans
Savour every minute Dr Daffs :T
Fantasia - I love your post, it had me :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Been fairly unproductive today and I don't care. Went to Forest schools with DS and his class this morning. Had a lovely long walk round with the kids who had maps and clipboards and pens
Went back to my mums for lunch and to collect DD and ended up having a snooze with DD for an hour. Most enjoyable and much needed for both of us I think.
Hope you've all had a great day today. Lots of positive vibes for you all.I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it'll be with a knifeLouise Brooks
All will be well in the end. If it's not well, it's not the end.Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars0 -
I agree with you Bitsy, the computer is a great link if you don't see a lot of people, have days like this, and can well remember the Mums at the School Gate clique *shudders :eek:.
My OH works away a lot and the 'puter is a life saver sometimes, especially since i joined the Matrix.
Some more inspirationals to be going on with:-
“Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.” – Malcolm S. Forbes
“The hardest challenge is to be yourself in a world where everyone is trying to make you be somebody else.” – E. E. Cummings
“You cannot be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with.” – Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
“Why compare yourself with others? No one in the entire world can do a better job of being you than you.” – Unknown
“Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in one’s own sunshine.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white. Neither need you do anything but be yourself.” – Lao-Tzu
“It’s not what you are that holds you back, It’s what you think you’re not.” – Denis Waitley
“Of all the judgments we pass in life, none is more important than the judgment we pass on ourselves” – Nathaniel Branden
“Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.” – Benjamin Spock
“People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within.” – Elisabeth Kübler-Ross
“The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others.”
- Sonya Friedman
“What lies behind us and what lies ahead of us are tiny matters compared to what lives within us.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Everybody is unique. Compare not yourself with anybody else lest you spoil God’s curriculum.” – Rabbi Israel ben Eliezer
“All things splendid have been achieved by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance.” – Bruce Barton
“By being yourself, you put something wonderful in the world that was not there before.” – Edwin Elliot
“Believe in your dreams and they may come true; believe in yourself and they will come true” – Anonymous
“Remember always that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” – Plato
“It is not our abilities that show what we truly are…it is our choices.” – Dumbledore
“Whatever you are doing, love yourself for doing it. Whatever you are feeling, love yourself for feeling it.” -Thaddeus Golas
“I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God’s business.” – Michael J. Fox
“You can’t build joy on a feeling of self-loathing.” – Ram Dass
“Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.” – Kurt Cobain
“It’s not your job to like me…it’s MINE!” – Byron Katie
“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“Until you make peace with who you are, you’ll never be content with what you have” – Doris Mortman
“We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do.” – Ethel Barrett
“The rare moment is not the moment when there is something worth looking at, but the moment when we are capable of seeing.” – Joseph Wood Krutch
“To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance” – Oscar Wilde0 -
I love the last one from Oscar WildeI have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it'll be with a knife
Louise Brooks
All will be well in the end. If it's not well, it's not the end.Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars0 -
A bit less inspiring but it made me laugh when I saw it on a Birthday card DD! sent to DH last week
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep aloneIt doesn't matter if you are a glass half full or half empty sort of person. Keep it topped up! Cheers!0 -
Sorry if I missed anything news related but one thing I didnt miss was WEDDING - get our hats ladies, Congratulations Lara and how lovely and unusual your plans sound. So fitting that you can celebrate your big day in the way that suits you.Cheery_Daff wrote: »Had a :j :j :j moment today when I put Dr Daffs (well, my real name, of course on an official work form
Felt very chuffed with myself indeed - I think it'll take a while for the novelty to wear off
Yay Cheery!! That's awesome...:A :heartpuls June 2014 / £2014 in 2014 / £735.97 / 36.5%0 -
Robsmum & Souk so sorry to hear your news - as others have said there is nothing like that sort of short, sharp shock to make you take a long hard look at what is REALLY important.
Welcome back MG - it sounds like you have come out of your digital detox thoroughly refreshed.
Fantasia Sounds like you and lovely-Leyla are settling in very well together, I'm glad of it! I also love your funny quotes!
Dr Daffs - :T:T:T for your :j:j:j moment!
I shall have a lengthy To Do list for tomorrow I think - but thankfully the means to achieve some of it are in place better than they have been for some time as we have finally got around to sorting out our internet connection on the desktop PC - the biggest difference for me is I am a lot more productive than when I am using the laptop - not sure why but I certainly notice the difference. The issue with the internet connection was as simple as needing a wireless device to connect to the router - but we'd been putting off just buying the thing and getting it done. We were at Staples on Sunday as I wanted to check the price of their envelopes (expensive!) and decided just to finally get on and buy the thing. MrEH set it up the same day and it's running brilliantly! :j Another of those little things that takes more time and effort to faff about thinking about than just to get on and sort out.🎉 MORTGAGE FREE (First time!) 30/09/2016 🎉 And now we go again…New mortgage taken 01/09/23 🏡
Balance as at 01/09/23 = £115,000.00 Balance as at 31/12/23 = £112,000.00
Balance as at 31/08/24 = £105,400.00 Balance as at 31/12/24 = £102,500.00
£100k barrier broken 1/4/25SOA CALCULATOR (for DFW newbies): SOA Calculatorshe/her0
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