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MSE Parents Club Part 11
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Yey someone else who says douche! I love you
Her mum is a loudmouth chav who I don't actually want knocking on my door, she would kill me :eek: I'd need to devise plan Archie - She knocks on the door, I lob a cat at her face and then give her beatings with the baseball bat. Sorted!0 -
A cat? lol. Hopefully the cat will get some scratches in before you start with the baseball bat!
Douche is a great word. It the sort of insult that you can give to everyone0 -
It is the sort of word I use about everything.
"The cats are douches" "Argh I stubbed my toe Im such a docche" Its the BEST word!
Well, Actually I'd be better throwing the anti social cat, her fat has solidified into muscle so she'd pack more of a punch, me thinks! I actually bricked it a min ago, the door went and I was like :eek: but it was 2 kids doing Avon? I took a book but I bet they are going to rip me off I order anything :rotfl:
Hey Keira is a magician. She came through with her wand and a bucket and said "Hey I'm going to show you a real good magic trick:
"Okay...."
"Hocus pocus diddily doo, turn this toy invisible"
*blatantly empties toy out of bucket*
"SEE? TAAAAAAA DAAAAAAA!"
"WOW Keira, that was AMAZING"
"I know, I've had enough magic now...."0 -
I used to do that when i was little! (eta: Not Avon, Magic tricks...)
Or i would get my nans husband to close his eyes whilst i hid the toys
I am enjoying cuddles from the baby and doritos. Life is good.0 -
Right, back from gym's house....
Here's a pic of Guy looking all peaceful and sweet and Alfie being a grump....0 -
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You know what sarah, it looks like Alfie has just given guy the knockout punch :rotfl: Bless, great photo!0
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Yeah buttons that's what I thought! Alfie did actually kick Guy at one point but I'm pretty sure it was accidental!!0
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Gorgeous SJ, thank you
I've been dieting for TWO DAYS and not lost so much as 100g!!!!
AND we have to go out for dinner tonight and all the nommy food is going to taunt me while I eat something super healthy, hmph.Organised Birthdays and Christmas: Spend So Far: £193.75; Saved from RRP £963.76
Three gifts left to buy0 -
Awww, how cute are they!!
SS, When i was doing the slimming world diet a few years ago i kept going out for dinner and then wondering why i was putting weight on! lol0
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