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  • Ellidee
    Ellidee Posts: 6,216 Forumite
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    OliveOyl wrote: »
    Apparently a banana skin inside your lycra, fleshy side against your skin prevents chafing :confused:





    but leaves an embarrassing moist bulge in the rear of your shorts :rotfl:

    It conjures up a picture of Max Wall for me ! ( Showing my age now !) :D
    Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. William James
  • mizmir
    mizmir Posts: 3,710 Forumite
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    OliveOyl wrote: »
    Apparently a banana skin inside your lycra, fleshy side against your skin prevents chafing :confused:





    but leaves an embarrassing moist bulge in the rear of your shorts :rotfl:

    Mwwwaaaaahhhhhhhh ha ..... I can see us now bananas at the ready! :eek::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
  • taxi73
    taxi73 Posts: 20,815 Forumite
    LOL at the bananas!!!
  • skint_spice
    skint_spice Posts: 13,377 Forumite
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    boredofbeingathome wrote: »
    I always shake my head in wonder at blokes in their kit! And the lycra..shudders at thought..It also hurts my bum.

    I overtook a man on a bike yesterday and he was wearing lycra leggings which had been designed to look like stonewashed jeans! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: The two uggliest things he could have been wearing combined! and he wasn't a young bloke either....
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  • The_Dragon
    The_Dragon Posts: 9,749 Forumite
    skint_spice wrote: »
    I overtook a man on a bike yesterday and he was wearing lycra leggings which had been designed to look like stonewashed jeans! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: The two uggliest things he could have been wearing combined! and he wasn't a young bloke either....

    Ooh *shudder* I cannot think of anything worse!!
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  • In_Search_Of_Me
    In_Search_Of_Me Posts: 10,634 Forumite
    maybe my bum in lycra would be worse?!!! Just popping in to say hi bob! Hope youre ok? Doesemt look like much chilling time in there me lovely...
    Nerd no 109 Long haulers supporters DFW #1! Even in the darkest moments, love and hope are always possible.

  • boredofbeingathome
    boredofbeingathome Posts: 15,657 Forumite
    I am getting the heebegebees thinking of all that lycra. Well been an eventful couple of days..no computer and had to buy a new one..i negotiated hefty discount as also had to get a new washing machine..made really bad noises and started smoking!!! so after trying unsuccessfully to reconnect modem, dumb me realised i had different instructions for windows vista..was determined to get on so here i am at an ungodly hour...and thoroughly skint. Luckily buy now pay in 6 months on the old interest free job. But still..i am pale at the thought and it isn't just lycra.......
    Catch you all in the morning after nap.
    BOB X
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
  • Karmacat
    Karmacat Posts: 39,460 Forumite
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    Ungodly is right! I hope you're still sleeping, Bob. Lycra.... at our ages.... no. Just, no!
    2023: the year I get to buy a car
  • redsquirrel80
    redsquirrel80 Posts: 12,457 Forumite
    Wondered where you'd been - thought you must be off galavanting for the weekend ;) That's a bit of a pain having to get a new computer AND a new washing machine.. but good to have you back online (and you won't smell, which is a bonus :rotfl:).
    Debt@16.12.09 £10,362.38, now debt free as of 29.02.2012.
    "I cannot make my days longer so I strive to make them better."
  • Ellidee
    Ellidee Posts: 6,216 Forumite
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    :j Bob glad you are ok hun - was about to send out a search party ! Sorry about the computer AND washing machine going kaput- sod's law ! Catch yer later XX
    Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. William James
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