Weekly Flylady Thread 21st April 2008

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Just been sent this funny which seems too good to not share!

AVAILABLE NOW - EVENING CLASSESFOR MEN

ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered on this course include:
DAY ONE

TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (pictures and graphics)

DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate amongst a panel of experts

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Helpline and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down whilst shouting - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available

gunsandbanjos

Very funny MOAM, soooo true:rotfl: Especially the one about how to look for things:rolleyes:

cha97michelle

I've officially done nothing. DS was asleep for nearly 3 hours, and i just sat on the sofa and put my feet up.


Actually, i tell a lie, i brought in ours and nextdoors bin, and i have fed charlie 2 proper meals today. He is a strange boy though, he only ate the carrots at lunch, and only the peas tonight at tea.

I am just really lacking in motivation again, so not forcing myself. No sign of my bump making an appearance today, so you can all chill. It would have been very spooky if me and Johanne had both had babies on the same day. My due date is the 7th of May, but can't see me getting there.

that Wii fit does look really good, although i would have to buy a Wii 1st so far too expensive. Maybe i could get one for DH at xmas. HE always says i only buy him things that i want anyway,

Right, off to stop DS wrecking a bit more of the house. Can't see the floor for toys, so i think it is time some of them went away.

Michelle, x

poohbear59

MOAM, my son has just read your post and would like to book a place on the course! He is 19. Only point he disagrees with is the last one.

vanilla

Ok have turned the house up side down now and still can't find my necklace but i have now noticed a pair of earings gone to so i think i most have been wearing both at the time, took them off and now i don't know where they have gone.

Who was it that had said about a thing they do when they have lost something and then you carry on doing something and you'll come across it??

bargainbird

Right thats me, After battling with running cold water allday (ps still not fixed, bottled water is on its way).

I've managed, kitchen, bathroom, front room, beds, choocks, dog poo(urgh i know but its done), 1 load of washing dry & folded didn't manage the putting away:o

Done school run, viewed my new house :j:j:j:j:j.....! Woop woop

Curry's been bubbling for a few hours, bombay potatoe done, rice ready to go...

Thats me feet up for the evening and enjoy a nice glass of something....

Not been joined here long, but i think i now have to wait for weekend list ?????????

Have a good one folks :beer:

poohbear59

vanilla wrote: »

Ok have turned the house up side down now and still can't find my necklace but i have now noticed a pair of earings gone to so i think i most have been wearing both at the time, took them off and now i don't know where they have gone.

Who was it that had said about a thing they do when they have lost something and then you carry on doing something and you'll come across it??

We say a prayer to St Anthony and things always turn up!

Dustykitten

Evening all.

Ash - hugs I so know where you are coming from. Last time mine was bad the only thing which cleared it up was going on to a totally bland, wheat free diet. Cutting out nearly all fibre. Today is my first day back on wheat so we will see how I go over the weekend. I won one of those York intolerance test this week - just the basic yes or no one.

Feeling really proud of myself. Being a control freak usually if I get behind with flying I playing manic catch up or give up. This week I've just done the basics and not fretted and the house is ok. So my weekend list:

Visit JL to do returns and have a look for various bits
HHC only in each bedroom - beds are all changed and rooms tidied so just a hoover and wet wipe
Have a go at weaving the fence
finish top boarder tidy up
have a go at aerating the lawn
HHC on paperwork
Finish hand sewing (cricket trousers, sock, label new troussers)
M&S online order
Find coupon for Knebworth
Get figures for tax return
HHC deleting emails.

I think that is it!

Mudbath

hiya. i'm home. congratulations Johanne and oh on the birth of little sarah. congratulations nicki on being an auntie.

funnily enough i've done no flying today. they say the op went well and it was only a partial rupture so that's good.

i love my parents to bits but as soon as i got home they've scarpered so i've got to sort my two out. luckily they've had tea and are old enough to put themselves pretty much to bed. anyone local want two extra children until bedtime?

Craftyscholar

Mudbath wrote: »

they say the op went well and it was only a partial rupture so that's good.

Glad it all went well Mudbath.
No overdoing it now you are home!