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The plop-age chronicles! Oh bums I'll have no internerd connection for a bit
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2 things now, firstly, can't beleive over 2000 people have checked out this thread, must be the most popular sewar outlet in the country - perhaps a webcam should be set up for all to appreciate it, Nelly??
Secondly, what is rap superstar Nelly doing living in Bury and pretending to be a "Plasterer". Something not right there....maybe it's Bury Illinois (or Utah) and plasterer means something else over there........
You'd think he could afford for someone to clean it up for him!0 -
!!!!!! man just ask the neighbours! If you mention you're going to have to block it off they'll be happy to co-operate!Bankruptcy isn't the worst that can happen to you. The worst that can happen is your forced to live the rest of your life in abject poverty trying to repay the debts.0
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We have all seen George and Doris from Bromsgrove, pay 30 grand to have a window changed and frankly....... EFF 'em!!!!!
OMG, The bloke next door is George. I never knew his wife's name, but looking at her, she is totally a Doris! Were they on TV then?
Did they show the sign he's put up on his front wall telling people not to park outside his house (it's the main road, not a drive) :rotfl:
I'm laughing so hard now and this is so off topic but I'm amusing myself! We have so many stories about him. Whilst we were working, he decided to underpin his house while we had our drive up. He did it about 30cm deep with some gravel and some household rubbish. I'm not entirely sure what that would have done to the structural integrity of the house.
And one time (he's a proper old boy) he tried to jump over our gates like some of the contractors would do and fell. He rolled like the Fall Guy and tried to style it out! Our plasterer cries when reminded!
Sorry. As you were
Everything that is supposed to be in heaven is already here on earth.
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Now, now. No need to get personal.Nelly - you are 100% sure that its not your ploppage you've been watching. I'd hate for you to get the bill for the camera work if it turned out it was your pipe that was the problem.
Leave his pipe out of this.... rumour has it it's small but perfectly formed.
And it might be a little 'un, but it smells like a biggun.0 -
2 things now, firstly, can't beleive over 2000 people have checked out this thread, must be the most popular sewar outlet in the country - perhaps a webcam should be set up for all to appreciate it, Nelly??
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Its cos its an awesome thread mate
Its got intrigue, adventure, action, corruption and suspense all we need now is a love interest and it could be the best thread in all of internetshire
I did a video of poo pipe on me phone but its spazed
I have my vid cam at the house doing before and after stuff so will do one with that tommorow.
Heres the awesome cgi that Steven Spielbergs Dreamworks knocked up for me
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HellieCopter wrote: »I work at the EA in the North West (not in Environment Protection though). It's not Monopoly we play here. It used to be Solitaire and Minesweeper but they've taken that off our computers so we have to do some actual work now.:rolleyes:
If you want to PM me with details about your address and stuff, I can probably bypass the system a bit for you and also get direct names and contacts. There will definitely be something that can be done about it though, and they will be taking it seriously, honestly!
Can I just say though, please don't put milk down any loos again!!It's pretty much the most serious pollutant you can get! If any of your neighbours do report you, you really will be in the plop! :rotfl:
Its 14 stokesay close BL9 8DB mate.
And thanks very much if you can find out whats happening give me a phone tommorow please - 07866 898 447
And dont any of you other lot go phoning me like im some cheap sex line cos Im not.......................... Im just cheap okay 0 -
Wow! I am really impressed there is even a seat so visitors can sit and watch the floaters and take in the aroma.
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Wow! I am really impressed there is even a seat so visitors can sit and watch the floaters and take in the aroma.
I should get in touch with lawrence lewellyin titface and see what he thinks
Could be this summers 'must have'............ pop-pipe viewing area..... watch your plop in a sequined top 0 -
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PasturesNew wrote: »roflmfao ......
Copyright it!
Be a ploperty millionaire
Good shot!
I could call my firm Inside cack 0
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