The plop-age chronicles! Oh bums I'll have no internerd connection for a bit

lawrie28

other things to put under the decking.....Hmmmmm.....well you've got a water feature already....how about the "Plop-Cave". Like the Bat Cave, with a secret entrance behind a bookcase via fireman pole, whenever the turd alert is shone across the sky, Plopman finds the filthy crapper and brings them to justice...complete with "Pow!!", "Oof!!" and "Bang!!" effects for the fight scenes, The Turdmobile (a !!!!!! brown Ford Cortina, with brown tinted windows and whitewall tyres) all you need now is a side kick.....

nelly_2

Crapman and Bobin

jemw

RabbitMad wrote: »

I say block the pipe and see who's carpet gets ruined.

Should take no more than a day to build up - whoever calls dynarod are the culprits.

I totally agree!!!!!

Although I expect by now there are some more updates, as I have only so far got to page two of this post!!! Does it get better? I've already nearly created a puddle in my lounge where I am laughing my head off!!

southernscouser

We want plop! We want plop! We want plop! :T

southernscouser

nelly wrote: »

Im thinking of some sort of under decking heating

Don't the turds do that already?

RabbitMad

Any updates yet nelly?

When you find out the culprit can you send a camera down the pipe to get some "Roller coaster" type footage to post on you tube?

lawrie28

Come on Nelly, whats up your Poo Pipe today???

essexgal

nelly wrote: »

I was thinking maybe I should stuff some animal body parts up the pipe for fun

like a white Rhinos horn or a tibetan tigers knackers

Oooh, just had an idea for a new 'Through the Keyhole' type programme - they could get Dr Gillian McKeith to host it -

'What's in your Poo Pipe'.


Channel 4 - hands off it's my idea!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

essexgal

cajef

nelly wrote: »

like a white Rhinos horn or a tibetan tigers knackers

Depends how big the pipe is Mammoth knackers may do a better job, you can find them in Mongolia.;)

lawrie28

I'm thinking the TV coverage should be a cross between CSI, Time Team and Ground Force. The forensics to solve the puzzle and find the Culvert Culpret, Tony RObinson to dig it all up and calculate when the drains were re routed and who was living in the house at the time, as well as the brand of beans they ate. Then Tommy, Alan, and the one who doesn't wear a bra, all roll up and redesign the garden, complete with new water feature, decking and probably some comedy planters with masts and sails.

It's a good job it's not that green program with the Major with the handlebar moustache thas on BBC2. He'd want a heat reclamation system the heat the house from the plops, a water wheel to generate electricity and then make some kind of Biodeisel from the plants grown with the fertilizer.....