Babies, biscuits, boobs and budgetting!

boredofbeingathome

Ah well hope your chest is feeling better soon.

i am the same about sick leave. I once went in with virtually no voice, and had to mime to the children...I could do a mean squawk as well. The only time i wasn't let in was when i was on crutches, their insurance wouldn't cover me if i had any accidents.

Snaggles

I am now picturing a parrot with a curly mullet, squawking at the kids! :rotfl:

boredofbeingathome

Snaggles wrote: »

I am now picturing a parrot with a curly mullet, squawking at the kids! :rotfl:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :T

Get on with your work, get on with your work, get on with your work:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

pania

Helllooooo snagglllleeeeeeeessssssssssssssss!!!!

reading about you ahem, boobie issues... i'm sooo glad i'm not a mum... not sure i ever will be if the stories of childbirth blood tests and boobs continue!!! may sign the opt out clause on that one!!!

Snaggles

Lol BOB!!! :rotfl:

Helloooo lovely Pania :wave: I was just about to come over and catch up with your diary - it's such a nuisance when work gets in the way of MSE and I get behind on all the gossip! Hope you're okay - any news on the job front yet?

Don't worry, the good stuff about being a Mum outweighs the bad stuff by quite a big margin, so it's all worth it - plus when you deliver the afterbirth (yeah, they don't tell you that you have to push something else out after the baby either :rolleyes:....and don't get me started on afterpains!! :eek:), it takes 50% of your brain cells with it, so you don't really care that your boobs are either too swollen or too saggy, and your stomach resembles a road map of the British Isles.

(Land_of)_Maz

shhhh snaggles, don't tell everyone!!

pania

hellooo snaggles!

Currently accepted the job that my company offered me but still looking elsewhere for other things. Loooads to update on!!!

in training right now, can't find our manager so we are having a sneaky extended lunch break!

be back home later with an update!!

hope that you are ok and had to laugh at the benefits, i guess it takes 9 months to get there but the bundle of joy at the end is worth it!

Snaggles

Sorry Maz - I forgot about the official motherhood secrets act forbidding us to let on about the mooing, the pooing, the tearing (or cutting), the stitches, the lochia, the not-being-able-to-walk-or-sit-down-for-a-week, the 'first wee' (in fact the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th wees!), the boob pain, the mushy-brainedness...........remind me again what the good bits are??

Just had a catch up on your diary P and it all sounds like positive news - I'm really pleased for you. :T

pania

Snaggles wrote: »

let on about the mooing, the pooing, the tearing (or cutting), the stitches, the lochia, the not-being-able-to-walk-or-sit-down-for-a-week, the 'first wee' (in fact the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th wees!), the boob pain, the mushy-brainedness...........remind me again what the good bits are??

OMG!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I'm NEVER having sex again!!!!:o

Snaggles

pania wrote: »

OMG!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I'm NEVER having sex again!!!!:o

Yeah, that's another one they don't tell you about