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Davesnave wrote: »

I have two A4 pages of estate agent's howlers collected over the past couple of years. Here's a sample:

An extremely well presented Victorian farmhouse dating back to 1927

Oldbury on Severn itself is a small village of outstanding natural beauty and with a close nit community.

Numerous period features, which include exposed beams, window seats, stone mullions, log burning stove set in stone built fireplace with clone oven. (Put in one loaf, get two?)

Built in 1991, this is a substantial family home with extensive views to the front and rear across open countryside and farmland as well as the River Severn with its famous tidal boar.

The grounds of the property are a particular feature, being of a particular size and surrounding the ground itself.

extensive rear grounds having patio area, garden tool store and potting shed, censor lights…
(Do something inappropriate & they switch off, I presume.)

Two bedroom bungalow with lots to offer. Including stables, hay barn and approximately 7 acres of land. Do not miss out & view toady!

I'm not one to make fun of folk who have problems with spelling and grammar, but these did make me chuckle. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to share them.

You should start a separate thread and post them all up!