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orangelily8

mich_city wrote: »

ohh... and there was the time..

in a black cab.. drink involved again!

cab swerved round a corner, I fell on floor and couldnt get up again, was rolling round the floor like a tellytubby :rolleyes:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

iwannabeonthebeach

:hello::hello::hello::hello:

mich_city

toniq wrote: »

can u not delete all documents??? then resend to printer?? xxx

have tried that toni, but this one wont delete, just saying deleting-printing and wont move! :mad:


*thats how i've tried to delete all queued orangelily, but 1st one in queue wont go..

rchlbentley

Wheres polo tonight bet she some cracking stories:p

toniq

In tk maxxx a year back i was hot and bothered with xmas shopping and snappy at oh and ds who was messing around, i turned around and grabbed the golf club out of ds hand nd said for god sake leave it alone u silly boy, ..............................it wasnt my ds....................................ds was with oh the other side of me looking horrified id just grapppled with a stange kid?!?!?!............we left shrpish, me worried id be pulled up for accosting a kid x

cistolic

young married years didnt go out much, coach trip guided tour, Driver says to the left we have Paul Ghettis Mansion. I say thats a bit small for a multi millionaire, then he says, thats the gatehouse (end of the drive where the park keeper works and lives). OOPS. felt so small.

George7

Ok....
I sleepwalk/sleeptalk/sleepcook!
My German friend of 15 years came over for her yearly visit january 2007 and this time bought her husband of 5 years who I had never met. His english wasn't great but we got on well. They went to bed in the living room on the futon, I went to bed in my room. Knowing I sleep walk, I always wear pj's when I have visitors so I put them on and went to sleep.
The next thing I know, I wake up in the living room, on the futon :eek::eek::eek:
It was one of those horror moments as I lifted my head off the pillow and thought "oh no! what the F@@k have I done now":rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: I looked round and my friend was asleep next to me and her husband was on the sofa!!!
My first thought was thank god I put my pj's on :eek: and then I quietly got up and went back to my bed!!!
The next morning I had to get up and apologise to this poor man who had only met me that day!!! I found out from my friend I had burst into the front room in the middle of the night and had got into bed with them and cuddled up to her husband!!!:eek::rotfl::eek:
Luckily my friend has known me for many years and recognised I was doing my midnight walks so thought it was funny......not sure about her hubby though!!!:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

rchlbentley

NOT quite as embarrassing but do you remember a few years ago we had a choc bar called Boost, well they had a peanut boost, very yummy....

Well i went to corner shop and asked the lush drop dead gorgeous shop keeper where could i find his penis boost...........:o

I meant peanut of course:rotfl:

catz747

Only one I can think of is the one when I went to morissons and someone got too close to me with a trolley, but it wasn't until later when I got home that I realised my jeans had completely ripped and my whole !!! cheek must have been showing

orangelily8

Another one,
again more drink, took short cut through school, had to climb, one of those criss cross fences, iykwim,
knickers got caught on fence, I was left dangling upside down,
face in the grass, whilst my mates p*ssed themselves laughing.