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  • LouBlue
    LouBlue Posts: 53,538 Forumite
    22.04 - gone. Not me.
    A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition
    ~ William Arthur Ward ~
  • mich_city
    mich_city Posts: 13,830 Forumite
    rchlbentley wrote: »
    kkkk,
    went to the docs as i had a sore bum, thought i had piles, so got to the docs room and i told him and he said i`ll have a look, pop behind curtains and take off your pants and ill take a look,
    Took off me pants and got on the bed thing on all fours with big bum in the air....doc moved curtain and he squealed `oohh no love on your back will do`

    Ekkkkkk never been so embarressed in my life

    Ah well how was i suppose to know what position i was suppose to be........never had a man stick his finger in me backside before:p

    heh heh..

    thought mine was bad ;)
  • T--J
    T--J Posts: 4,298 Forumite
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    17.34/1258
    18.41/1259
    19.11/1260
    20.04/1261
    21.22/1262
    22.04/1263

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  • mich_city
    mich_city Posts: 13,830 Forumite
    LouBlue wrote: »
    22.04 - gone. Not me.

    flippin 'eck.. forgot to watch the clock! :rolleyes:

    sounds like you had a great day lou x
  • rchlbentley
    rchlbentley Posts: 445 Forumite
    no not me......was reminising about the doc`s appt how embarrassing
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    Will update total each month!!
  • toniq
    toniq Posts: 29,340 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    not me xxxx
    #JusticeForGrenfell
  • George7
    George7 Posts: 1,192 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Photogenic Combo Breaker
    nor me.....
    .have got so many embarrasing stories I don't know where to start!!! lol!!!!
    :A Thank you to all who post xxx :A
  • toniq
    toniq Posts: 29,340 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    :eek:
    rchlbentley wrote: »
    kkkk,
    went to the docs as i had a sore bum, thought i had piles, so got to the docs room and i told him and he said i`ll have a look, pop behind curtains and take off your pants and ill take a look,
    Took off me pants and got on the bed thing on all fours with big bum in the air....doc moved curtain and he squealed `oohh no love on your back will do`

    Ekkkkkk never been so embarressed in my life

    Ah well how was i suppose to know what position i was suppose to be........never had a man stick his finger in me backside before:p

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :p
    #JusticeForGrenfell
  • toniq
    toniq Posts: 29,340 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 10,000 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    rogart wrote: »
    So where were you, no one to tall to before work!

    Ok, Embarrassing story, short, but acid!

    Ripped gym shorts doing high jump in gym at school, teacher made me jump again, perv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Lmao!!!!! he saw your botty!!! xxxx like rchbentleys dr did!!!! xxxxxxx:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
    #JusticeForGrenfell
  • rchlbentley
    rchlbentley Posts: 445 Forumite
    George7 wrote: »
    nor me.....
    .have got so many embarrasing stories I don't know where to start!!! lol!!!!

    Oh please do share:D :D
    2013 Sealed Pot Challenge Member #1960
    Will update total each month!!
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