Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

josie301

I keep randomly popping in, stll clicking away but seem to have missed each one by 1-2mins each - I'm sure its a Virgin Curse!!!!

:mad:

orangelily8

I've tried firefox, nothing, safari, nothing,think I'll go back
to IE :eek:
Embarrassing story
One night years ago, fell out with ex, went for a meal and drink with
his sister, got really drunk. Coming home in taxi, felt sick, whipped off my underskirt and spewed in it. I was yapping on about spicy mushrooms , my underskirt was full of them. I was Supervisor in the Unemployment office at the time,
first client in on Monday morning, yep same taxi driver :eek:
How could I be professional after that.:o

dizzyliz

hello all
I have embarrassing story:
my family and i were shopping in asda, OH and 2 kids, i had been suffering from bad belly and and smelly wind the previous day, and we were in the cleaning isle and my eldest said really loud is that your bad belly again mum it stinks! so many people turned and looked i didnt know what to say/do and it wasnt even me!!!!!!!!!, then pushed my trolley frantically round the corner - ready to yell at clo and notice OH gigglin his head off on the other side of the isle - saynig it was meeeee (nearly wetting himself). -
i could of killed him!!! but found it funny in the end

mich_city

right.. the vets AND pc world are shut.. so am asking you lot instead

am waiting to print some stuff but theres a doc 1st in the printer queue that we tried to delete, it still says deleting-printing.. but been on this since 4pm.. have turned printer, pc off etc etc.. but its still there stopping the other docs from being printed...

any ideas?

lump hammer p'raps?

rogart

rchlbentley wrote: »

kkkk,
went to the docs as i had a sore bum, thought i had piles, so got to the docs room and i told him and he said i`ll have a look, pop behind curtains and take off your pants and ill take a look,
Took off me pants and got on the bed thing on all fours with big bum in the air....doc moved curtain and he squealed `oohh no love on your back will do`

Ekkkkkk never been so embarressed in my life

Ah well how was i suppose to know what position i was suppose to be........never had a man stick his finger in me backside before:p

Am crying, laughing, yours so much worse than mine. I have to go to bed now, am knackered, see you all tomorrow, will catch up then.




wot about the party on saturday?

EverDecreasingCircles

My embarrassing story...

when I was about 14 my mum took me to the doc because my knee was hurting. I had to lay on the couch while he lifted my leg up and twisted it about. I couldn't help it, my leg was up in the air... I farted in his face

My poor mum couldn't believe it. The doc just carried on, completely ignoring what I'd done. I think it would have been easier if he'd burst out laughing or something

I'm off to bed. Didn't win again today. Oh well. Good luck everyone

Jen x

LouBlue

:rotfl:

Nite Jen and Rogart! xx

mich_city

ohh... and there was the time..

in a black cab.. drink involved again!

cab swerved round a corner, I fell on floor and couldnt get up again, was rolling round the floor like a tellytubby :rolleyes:

toniq

can u not delete all documents??? then resend to printer?? xxx

dizzyliz

mich_city wrote: »

right.. the vets AND pc world are shut.. so am asking you lot instead

am waiting to print some stuff but theres a doc 1st in the printer queue that we tried to delete, it still says deleting-printing.. but been on this since 4pm.. have turned printer, pc off etc etc.. but its still there stopping the other docs from being printed...

any ideas?

lump hammer p'raps?

try: opening printers:
right click the little printer icon usually found next to the clock. you can delete print jobs in there!