Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

Lucyxx

Hi guys!!

on here an hour later than I had hoped and missed the prize by milliseconds!!!

My embarrasing story.............

I was in the operating room about to have my c section (2nd one) and they had given me the epidural, the nurses etc were prepping me (good old NHS shave and catheter etc!!!) obviously as the drugs kicked in my body relaxed (bit like when you are dead) and all the noxious gases in my body decided to escape all at once!!

the problem being seen as I was numb from the waist down I had absolutley NO control of my muscles and couldn't even hold it in :eek: :eek: :eek: there was no hiding it at all, I couldn't even shuffle about on the bed to try and hide the noise cos I couldn't move!!

The midwife then said "aah so that's how you pay us back for relieving your pain is it and about 4 nurses were wetting themselves, not a single one missed it!!!!":eek: :eek: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

While she was saying it I was still passing wind, honestly it must have been going on for well over a minute - like something out of a comedy sketch or something, and just as I thought "thank f*** for that it's finished" more decided to escape :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I had to laugh cos other wise I WOULD have cried!!!!!!

George7

Another one...
in my early twenties I really fancied my best friends brother. We had been to a gig and all went back to their house. We had had a few.... surprise! surprise! and my friends brother and I fell asleep in his bed, fully clothed and too drunk for anything!!!!
I woke up the next morning to find I had pee'd myself :eek::eek::eek::eek:
(can't believe I told you lot that!!!)
I had to sort of push him out the bed and I spent all day the next trying to dry it out without anyone else finding out! I got away with it, no idea how other than my friends brother was a grungy musician who probably never even noticed!!!!

toniq

poor lucy xxx
lou you and your undies xxx sorry i didnt call, ive stopped in today, needed a home day xxx

LouBlue

toniq wrote: »

poor lucy xxx
lou you and your undies xxx sorry i didnt call, ive stopped in today, needed a home day xxx

That's ok hun. We were blessed with great weather today, thank goodness. xx

George7

toniq wrote: »

george !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!!!!!!! lol at least u dont sleep hump!!! xxx oh thinking im nuts, im laughing aloud to this xx

me too!! What a funny lot we are :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

toniq

we all must have had the white jeans/skirt scenario, wasnt due monthlies for a week, but i put on tight white jeans and hey ho it came in crawley town centre massive red patch , me not noticing till mate spotted it after two hours of shopping...........still ashamed xxx

toniq

poor katiekittykat should be here with the missing tampon discussed in forum one xxx

cistolic

Do I need to click yet???

toniq

cistolic wrote: »

Do I need to click yet???

not yet xxx give it 15 mins then start xxxx

Lucyxx

I never go upstairs on a double decker bus now either after once I did and my friend went up first, I followed and the bus pulled away, I slipped on the stairs and had half of me at the top half of the bus and my legs hanging down the bottom half!!!!! either way I would have been embarrassed which ever part I sat in, so got up best I could when the bus was moving and scuttled to the nearest seat with the reddest face in the world!!!

I acn't walk on a bus when it is moving for some reason, others cruise up and down it quite easily, but I find it impossible!!