Game Over, or could a mod lock this please xxxx

iwannabeonthebeach

not as such embarassing...but would be if she found out.....when i was younger my mum would use my bath water after id been in it. she annoyed me one day so i went for a wee in there before she got in..............she still doesnt know......

cistolic

UI had a big one toniq. 30 + years ago, that talk taboo. hadda patch. told d boyfriends ma, She gave me a blue OVERALL TO COVER IT

toniq

u dirty mare iwbotb xxxx !!!!!!! im gonna ring your mum and tell her xx how much younger???a year??? xxx
lucy bless im scared of walking on buses, xxxxx

iwannabeonthebeach

toniq wrote: »

u dirty mare iwbotb xxxx !!!!!!! im gonna ring your mum and tell her xx how much younger???a year??? xxx
lucy bless im scared of walking on buses, xxxxx

yeah i was 20 :rotfl:lol, no about 7 i think. ah the shame.

George7

when I was 7, I went to school with no knickers on as had forgotton to put them on! I got sent home :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

sparky61

When I was 18 I got a bit pickled on port and lemon, well absolutely paraletic really:o and the bf at the time kept on buying me more even though I said I didn't want any more.

Went to his for coffee, I started to feel really sick and said politely that I was going to the loo, walked in pulled the light string and this almost invisible red light came on, so I was basicly in the dark, I threw up all over the place, I tried to be really quiet when I came out, he was waiting outside and said 'I thought you were going to the bathroom' That's my darkroom!!!!! OMG I was mortified. I asked him to take me straight home, I still went out with him for a few months after that, he never once mentioned it.

LouBlue

George7 wrote: »

when I was 7, I went to school with no knickers on as had forgotton to put them on! I got sent home :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Yeah yeah, you were 16, you dirrrty minx. :D

George7

sparky61 wrote: »

When I was 18 I got a bit pickled on port and lemon, well absolutely paraletic really:o and the bf at the time kept on buying me more even though I said I didn't want any more.

Went to his for coffee, I started to feel really sick and said politely that I was going to the loo, walked in pulled the light string and this almost invisible red light came on, so I was basicly in the dark, I threw up all over the place, I tried to be really quiet when I came out, he was waiting outside and said 'I thought you were going to the bathroom' That's my darkroom!!!!! OMG I was mortified. I asked him to take me straight home, I still went out with him for a few months after that, he never once mentioned it.

Sparky I laughed out loud!! brilliant :T:T:T:T:T

rchlbentley

OMG i remember when i worked in tesco, my section in the warehouse was right next to the security office.....i heard a few giggles so went in an asked whats up......to my horror there was a woman politly pushing her shopping trolley round th emilk and cheese ailse with a gaping holei n her jeans, YES she must of had a thong on as we could see her bare !!!!.....

The security man called the duty manager on his mobile and asked if he could have a polite word with the lady as her botty was showing.......he zoomed in on the manager and he calmly walked over to the lady , and he caught sight of her naked butt, he just gasped in horror, and ran away.....lmao

we were in bits in the security room, then he rings the next manager who happened to be in the next ailse, so as he is on phone we are watching on the camera and he does the same thing, anyway he thought i better ring a lady manager so she rings her mobile and we watched her walk up to her ( she was half way through tesco by now) and run off, she puts her phone down and attempts again, NO she goes for thethird time and we can see her talking and can only assume the conversation .... the manager points to the cctv and tells lady that the security man has alerted her that her butt is on show, she puts her hand on her butt then gasps and put her hand accross her mouth......
she then takes off her jacket and ties it around her waist.

We were in bits in the office.....cruel i know....but so much fun.

She went straight to checkout.....then home.:p

toniq

I was late for drs a few years back and when i sat there i saw yesterdays knickers hanging outta my jeans leg...............thats normal i often have a sock dragging down my leg xxx