Weirdest tip ever?

Skint_Catt

Gorf123 wrote: »

Is that with or without their panty liner insoles? :rotfl:

:rotfl: PMSL! :rotfl:

coleys

Thanks everyone, these are so funny, me and OH are laughing our heads off, love the breech baby tip

csarina

Years ago a friend nipped to the shops leaving her two children playing at a friends house. When she got back she found her daughter just coming out of the back door............when questioned the story emerged..........the young boy had been playing on a swing in the garden and fallen off the swing, cutting his chin.........sister took him home and dealt with the crisis.........what did you do, asked mother.........well I looked for a plaster but could not find one, I found just the right thing a bandage with loops, so I looped it round his ears.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother shot off to find son happily palying with his friend with a sanitary towel looped round his ears!!!!!!
It was soon replaced by a plaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

floyd

csarina wrote: »

Years ago a friend nipped to the shops leaving her two children playing at a friends house. When she got back she found her daughter just coming out of the back door............when questioned the story emerged..........the young boy had been playing on a swing in the garden and fallen off the swing, cutting his chin.........sister took him home and dealt with the crisis.........what did you do, asked mother.........well I looked for a plaster but could not find one, I found just the right thing a bandage with loops, so I looped it round his ears.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mother shot off to find son happily palying with his friend with a sanitary towel looped round his ears!!!!!!
It was soon replaced by a plaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is amazing!!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

LashyLashla

I remember a time when..... no actually i will start this story honestly. :rotfl: I had had one too many glasses of wine and dont remember running for the tube in my high heels. I slipped and hit my head on goodness know what and had a gaping cut on my forehead. My friends who were about as badly off for the white wine as i was were no help and i was pouring blood dwon my face. A kind lady on the tube in her late 30s came up to me and applied a bandage to my forehead. After telling her i loved her i continued my journey. I got home and went to bed. The next morning i woke up and recalled the events of the night before as i touched my bandage carefully. Gingerly i got up and went to the mirror to try and remove the bandage. As i looked at my reflection in the mirror i realised to my horror the "bandage" was actually my good samaritans (unused) sanitary towel

LashyLashla

jennet1 wrote: »

iF you get hair colourant stains on your skin, rubbing cigarette ash will get them off. this does work but eeeeeeewwww!

I used to work at a hairdressers where we used "volcanic ash" on clients colourant stains. Volcanic ash my !!!!, it was fag ash from us girls on our smoke breaks!

lilmisskitkat

BigMummaF wrote: »

One of the offspring received a nasty nip on the forefinger that refused to stop bleeding. Not being one who uses tea-towels unless muvva comes over, I wracked my brains to think of something that would hopefully stop the floe but not stick to the bite.

So that was how a 20-something, 15-stone mechanic came to be wandering the corridors of A&E with a super slim ST wrapped around his pinky:rotfl:

ROFL!!! :rotfl: Almost spit my tea on the keyboard then! I can just picture it!!! :rotfl:

Kate xxx

vanoonoo

brilliant - thanks people

purpleivy

Ace thread this! Keep them coming!

Crispy_Ambulance

BigMummaF wrote: »

One of the offspring received a nasty nip on the forefinger that refused to stop bleeding. Not being one who uses tea-towels unless muvva comes over, I wracked my brains to think of something that would hopefully stop the floe but not stick to the bite.

So that was how a 20-something, 15-stone mechanic came to be wandering the corridors of A&E with a super slim ST wrapped around his pinky:rotfl:

When I was a Girl Guide we were told that Sanitary Towels made excellent emergency dressings as they were absorbent and sterile.

And when Mr Crispy sliced his finger open (trying to remove a tealight from a holder with a large knife ), I didn't have anything to put on it. So I cut the string off a tampon and used the tampon to make a dressing.

See, that Girl Guide stuff comes in very handy.