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Being a senior assistant- makes no sense.

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  • Edinburghlass_2
    Edinburghlass_2 Posts: 32,680 Forumite
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    Ticklemouse wrote: »
    Ah, I know that haggis are thus afflicted, although the free range ones taste lovely with it :D But surely goats and sheep are subject to such evolutionary changes as well?

    Also - if rabbits have shorter front legs than back legs, does that mean they can only run uphill? What do they do when they get to the top?

    I know that one :j

    They sing with the lonely goat :D

    High on a hill was a lonely goat

    oh lay, oh lay, oh lay ha ha
  • TheImportanceOfBeingIdle
    TheImportanceOfBeingIdle Posts: 6,474 Forumite
    jillie1974 wrote: »
    what came first...
    the colour orange or the orange fruit

    The fruit on account of its been round longer than the English language
    This country is called Great Britain. It would be called Amazing Britain if it wasn't for people like you pulling the average down
  • Ticklemouse
    Ticklemouse Posts: 5,030 Forumite
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    What is duck tape made out of?
  • studentphil
    studentphil Posts: 37,640 Forumite
    Quasar wrote: »
    Now now folks, have a heart :naughty:

    It is obvious that our sly phil was planning to steer this extraordinary topic towards the life changing question: "Wili I ever be promoted to senior book-carrying assistant deputy to the deputy secretary to the dogsbody to the vice-librarian"?

    I aim to be the librarian in time. If indeed I wish to stay in this sector. I still aim to be an officer of a university.
    :beer:
  • TheImportanceOfBeingIdle
    TheImportanceOfBeingIdle Posts: 6,474 Forumite
    studentphil wrote: »
    I aim to be the librarian in time. If indeed I wish to stay in this sector. I still aim to be an officer of a university.

    You know, we really REALLY couldn't care :)
    This country is called Great Britain. It would be called Amazing Britain if it wasn't for people like you pulling the average down
  • Ruby_Pudding
    Ruby_Pudding Posts: 897 Forumite
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    studentphil wrote: »
    I aim to be the librarian in time. If indeed I wish to stay in this sector. I still aim to be an officer of a university.

    Hurrah - SP rescues the thread and turns it back to his fav subject :rolleyes:
  • Ticklemouse
    Ticklemouse Posts: 5,030 Forumite
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    Who woke Phil up?
  • TheImportanceOfBeingIdle
    TheImportanceOfBeingIdle Posts: 6,474 Forumite
    Ticklemouse wrote: »
    What is duck tape made out of?

    It's actually Duct tape. Invented by the Americans to seal air ducts ;)
    This country is called Great Britain. It would be called Amazing Britain if it wasn't for people like you pulling the average down
  • Edinburghlass_2
    Edinburghlass_2 Posts: 32,680 Forumite
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    Ticklemouse wrote: »
    What is duck tape made out of?

    yikes, don't diss the Duck :rotfl:
  • Edinburghlass_2
    Edinburghlass_2 Posts: 32,680 Forumite
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    Do they really use fish gut to make guitar strings?
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