Being a senior assistant- makes no sense.

Ticklemouse

jaffa30 wrote: »

check the local phone boxs theres plenty in there who would for the right price

Ah, and there we come full circle.

In order to act upon this most sensible piece of advice, SP would need money. And we all know that he hasn't got enough because

1. He only got a 2:2

2. He only works part time

3. He works in a Library and is not a captain of industry

4. He has trouble spending what money he does have and anyway he may need it to do a masters which will in turn give him years more material to bore us with

Also

5 Mummy wouldn't approve and he still lives at home

6 The girl in question would turn up (and assuming she hasn't turned and fled because her kids can surely starve for anothre day) but she would be too fat/skinny/brunette/grey or have too few/many arms/legs/eyes/brains etc etc

I could go on (like SP although this would have taken 27 posts) but I have lost the will to live and I've only been awake 30 minutes.

adouglasmhor

SP you only work part time and you are to put it bluntly not in the best physical shape, get a referal from your doctor, get your self down to the local authority run sports centre, leisure centre, whatever. Sign up for any or all of the following classes, Body Balance (mix of yoga, tai chi and pilates), Easy Exercise, Dance Fit, Salsacise, Body Jam, Dancercise (dance based exercise). Yoga, Tai Chi, Aquarobics. (Tai Chi especialy will improve your posture). Get as fit as you can, while you are there learn some social skills and some self respect and self confidence will start to follow.

Then worry about meeting someone.