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Being a senior assistant- makes no sense.

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  • It would be lovely to jump into bed and just to have a woman who like me in there too.

    Then get a life and a personality
  • studentphil
    studentphil Posts: 37,640 Forumite
    !!!!!! Phil - thought you wanted to get to know a girl, that you didn't want a quickie etc etc blah blah.

    Mind you - that could have been one of the other Phils.....

    Not for that, just to watch Tele in bed to start with.
    :beer:
  • Not for that, just to watch Tele in bed to start with.

    LOL - you have no idea!
  • Ticklemouse
    Ticklemouse Posts: 5,030 Forumite
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    Can you imagine Phil's chat up line.

    "Hello pretty laydee. Fancy coming home to my mummy's house and jumping under the covers with me. I have a 32 inch widescreen and I believe they are showing reruns of Gardeners World at 10"
  • It would be lovely to jump into bed and just to have a woman who like me in there too.

    Yes.

    Now in order to achieve this ambition, you need to get out more, meet some more people and tell them about the things you lie and ask them about the things they like and listen to their answers.

    When you meet somebody you have things in common with, that you like, tell them you like them and hopefully things will move on from there.

    And most importantly, shut up moaning and do something about it.
    Just for one moment, thought I'd found my way.
  • studentphil
    studentphil Posts: 37,640 Forumite
    Can you imagine Phil's chat up line.

    "Hello pretty laydee. Fancy coming home to my mummy's house and jumping under the covers with me. I have a 32 inch widescreen and I believe they are showing reruns of Gardeners World at 10"

    I rather fancy a cuddle too.
    :beer:
  • Phil - this is a trick I do with my son to check he understands what I've told him.

    Tell me what advice you've been given on this thread.
  • Ticklemouse
    Ticklemouse Posts: 5,030 Forumite
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    I rather fancy a cuddle too.

    Well, right about the time that Alan Titchmarsh tells you how to turn your compost, you can put your arm around her (still clothed) shoulders, snuggle down and ask her if she has ever had a blackspot infestation!!
  • studentphil
    studentphil Posts: 37,640 Forumite
    Well, right about the time that Alan Titchmarsh tells you how to turn your compost, you can put your arm around her (still clothed) shoulders, snuggle down and ask her if she has ever had a blackspot infestation!!

    That sounds great!!
    :beer:
  • candygirl
    candygirl Posts: 29,455 Forumite
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    Phil in my book watching tv in bed signals the END of a relationship, not the chuffin START:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    "You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf"

    (Kabat-Zinn 2004):D:D:D
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