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Being a senior assistant- makes no sense.

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  • "Do mountain goats really have two legs shorter on one side of their body, thus only being able to walk in the same direction?"

    Sorry TM, that is haggis and not goats :)
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  • Ticklemouse
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    Sorry TM, that is haggis and not goats :)

    Ah, I know that haggis are thus afflicted, although the free range ones taste lovely with it :D But surely goats and sheep are subject to such evolutionary changes as well?

    Also - if rabbits have shorter front legs than back legs, does that mean they can only run uphill? What do they do when they get to the top?
  • Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
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  • Ticklemouse
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    Do one legged ducks swim in circles?

    No - by that time they are usually being carved on my dining room table :p
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    what came first...
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