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LBG closing all my accounts on 18th May
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Your first comment, “I am probably not a very profitable customer” intrigues me. I believe this is the least likely, and you have even not given it a separate number.
Would any bank monitor the profitability of an individual customer, even if such an analysis was possible?
As regards the other possible causes, none really seem plausible apart from number 2.
More than one switch from a single bank in less than a year does feel like taking the ****.3 -
RG2015 said:Would any bank monitor the profitability of an individual customer, even if such an analysis was possible?2
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RG2015 said:Your first comment, “I am probably not a very profitable customer” intrigues me. I believe this is the least likely, and you have even not given it a separate number.
Would any bank monitor the profitability of an individual customer, even if such an analysis was possible?
As regards the other possible causes, none really seem plausible apart from number 2.
More than one switch from a single bank in less than a year does feel like taking the ****.
The reason I mention I am not a very profitable customer is because the only time I have ever borrowed from them is when they have offered me 0% ODs, which I've stoozed and have used their accounts purely for the purposes of stoozing, high paying regular savers, reward accounts and as a nominated bank account for various regular savers/EA savings accounts. I have never taken out any of the products that make them the most money or even used the debit card come to that so presume they've realised they probably won't make any money out of me.0 -
I think the statement “I am probably not a very profitable customer” was the epitome of understatement. When I think about everything I've got out of LBG over the years... it really has been a one-way street.
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Bridlington1 said:RG2015 said:Your first comment, “I am probably not a very profitable customer” intrigues me. I believe this is the least likely, and you have even not given it a separate number.
Would any bank monitor the profitability of an individual customer, even if such an analysis was possible?
As regards the other possible causes, none really seem plausible apart from number 2.
More than one switch from a single bank in less than a year does feel like taking the ****.
The reason I mention I am not a very profitable customer is because the only time I have ever borrowed from them is when they have offered me 0% ODs, which I've stoozed and have used their accounts purely for the purposes of stoozing, high paying regular savers, reward accounts and as a nominated bank account for various regular savers/EA savings accounts. I have never taken out any of the products that make them the most money or even used the debit card come to that so presume they've realised they probably won't make any money out of me.
And since all three appear to have acted in unison, this means that they are viewing you at a group level. This then could be viewed as 6 switches from the group.1 -
Bridlington1 said:RG2015 said:Your first comment, “I am probably not a very profitable customer” intrigues me. I believe this is the least likely, and you have even not given it a separate number.
Would any bank monitor the profitability of an individual customer, even if such an analysis was possible?
As regards the other possible causes, none really seem plausible apart from number 2.
More than one switch from a single bank in less than a year does feel like taking the ****.
The reason I mention I am not a very profitable customer is because the only time I have ever borrowed from them is when they have offered me 0% ODs, which I've stoozed and have used their accounts purely for the purposes of stoozing, high paying regular savers, reward accounts and as a nominated bank account for various regular savers/EA savings accounts. I have never taken out any of the products that make them the most money or even used the debit card come to that so presume they've realised they probably won't make any money out of me.1 -
Ed-1 said:Bridlington1 said:RG2015 said:Your first comment, “I am probably not a very profitable customer” intrigues me. I believe this is the least likely, and you have even not given it a separate number.
Would any bank monitor the profitability of an individual customer, even if such an analysis was possible?
As regards the other possible causes, none really seem plausible apart from number 2.
More than one switch from a single bank in less than a year does feel like taking the ****.
The reason I mention I am not a very profitable customer is because the only time I have ever borrowed from them is when they have offered me 0% ODs, which I've stoozed and have used their accounts purely for the purposes of stoozing, high paying regular savers, reward accounts and as a nominated bank account for various regular savers/EA savings accounts. I have never taken out any of the products that make them the most money or even used the debit card come to that so presume they've realised they probably won't make any money out of me.
I doubt this alone would be the reason they closed the accounts, but if it was then I think this raises real concerns for a number of forum users who have been doing the same for a while.RG2015 said:Bridlington1 said:RG2015 said:Your first comment, “I am probably not a very profitable customer” intrigues me. I believe this is the least likely, and you have even not given it a separate number.
Would any bank monitor the profitability of an individual customer, even if such an analysis was possible?
As regards the other possible causes, none really seem plausible apart from number 2.
More than one switch from a single bank in less than a year does feel like taking the ****.
The reason I mention I am not a very profitable customer is because the only time I have ever borrowed from them is when they have offered me 0% ODs, which I've stoozed and have used their accounts purely for the purposes of stoozing, high paying regular savers, reward accounts and as a nominated bank account for various regular savers/EA savings accounts. I have never taken out any of the products that make them the most money or even used the debit card come to that so presume they've realised they probably won't make any money out of me.
And since all three appear to have acted in unison, this means that they are viewing you at a group level. This then could be viewed as 6 switches from the group.
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Bridlington1 said:Ed-1 said:Bridlington1 said:RG2015 said:Your first comment, “I am probably not a very profitable customer” intrigues me. I believe this is the least likely, and you have even not given it a separate number.
Would any bank monitor the profitability of an individual customer, even if such an analysis was possible?
As regards the other possible causes, none really seem plausible apart from number 2.
More than one switch from a single bank in less than a year does feel like taking the ****.
The reason I mention I am not a very profitable customer is because the only time I have ever borrowed from them is when they have offered me 0% ODs, which I've stoozed and have used their accounts purely for the purposes of stoozing, high paying regular savers, reward accounts and as a nominated bank account for various regular savers/EA savings accounts. I have never taken out any of the products that make them the most money or even used the debit card come to that so presume they've realised they probably won't make any money out of me.
I doubt this alone would be the reason they closed the accounts, but if it was then I think this raises real concerns for a number of forum users who have been doing the same for a while.RG2015 said:Bridlington1 said:RG2015 said:Your first comment, “I am probably not a very profitable customer” intrigues me. I believe this is the least likely, and you have even not given it a separate number.
Would any bank monitor the profitability of an individual customer, even if such an analysis was possible?
As regards the other possible causes, none really seem plausible apart from number 2.
More than one switch from a single bank in less than a year does feel like taking the ****.
The reason I mention I am not a very profitable customer is because the only time I have ever borrowed from them is when they have offered me 0% ODs, which I've stoozed and have used their accounts purely for the purposes of stoozing, high paying regular savers, reward accounts and as a nominated bank account for various regular savers/EA savings accounts. I have never taken out any of the products that make them the most money or even used the debit card come to that so presume they've realised they probably won't make any money out of me.
And since all three appear to have acted in unison, this means that they are viewing you at a group level. This then could be viewed as 6 switches from the group.3 -
Ed-1 said:Bridlington1 said:Ed-1 said:Bridlington1 said:RG2015 said:Your first comment, “I am probably not a very profitable customer” intrigues me. I believe this is the least likely, and you have even not given it a separate number.
Would any bank monitor the profitability of an individual customer, even if such an analysis was possible?
As regards the other possible causes, none really seem plausible apart from number 2.
More than one switch from a single bank in less than a year does feel like taking the ****.
The reason I mention I am not a very profitable customer is because the only time I have ever borrowed from them is when they have offered me 0% ODs, which I've stoozed and have used their accounts purely for the purposes of stoozing, high paying regular savers, reward accounts and as a nominated bank account for various regular savers/EA savings accounts. I have never taken out any of the products that make them the most money or even used the debit card come to that so presume they've realised they probably won't make any money out of me.
I doubt this alone would be the reason they closed the accounts, but if it was then I think this raises real concerns for a number of forum users who have been doing the same for a while.RG2015 said:Bridlington1 said:RG2015 said:Your first comment, “I am probably not a very profitable customer” intrigues me. I believe this is the least likely, and you have even not given it a separate number.
Would any bank monitor the profitability of an individual customer, even if such an analysis was possible?
As regards the other possible causes, none really seem plausible apart from number 2.
More than one switch from a single bank in less than a year does feel like taking the ****.
The reason I mention I am not a very profitable customer is because the only time I have ever borrowed from them is when they have offered me 0% ODs, which I've stoozed and have used their accounts purely for the purposes of stoozing, high paying regular savers, reward accounts and as a nominated bank account for various regular savers/EA savings accounts. I have never taken out any of the products that make them the most money or even used the debit card come to that so presume they've realised they probably won't make any money out of me.
And since all three appear to have acted in unison, this means that they are viewing you at a group level. This then could be viewed as 6 switches from the group.7 -
Thanks for being so open about the situation. Hopefully the rest of us can avoid a similar fate.
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