Dozy Barpersons!

Trix

because that's what you're there for

There we go - straight from the sad old blokes mouth

bridiej

There we go - straight from the sad old blokes mouth

PMSL!!!! ;D

bridiej

You're not one of those "5 to 2" people in the nightclubs then!

scheming_gypsy

i prefer the taxi queue

jellyhead

lol!

when i worked in a nightclub the soda machine did measured shots of coke/lemonade etc - either a glass or a shot, we were told never put more than a shot in with a mixer as it takes people longer to drink it then they spend less lol!

i wouldn't say i gave priority to customers who tipped but if they were polite and friendly then of course they got served first, if someone was rude i'd always ignore them and hope somebody else served them.

as for ice in mcd's, the ice containers never get cleaned out, neither does the ice machine and definitely not the blue plastic bucket that's used for transporting ice from the machine to the front. i don't know how dirty the ice might be but people are handling money and then going to fetch the ice, money's really mingin!

Velvet_Waters

Just one other tip that I follow during christmas, always order bottles, especially if diners are crammed in as 9 times out of 10 bar staff WILL RUN OUT of Clean Glasses within 2 hours of opening!!!!!!
That's if by that time your too Drunk too notice that the lipstick on your wine glass doesnt quite match the one you are wearing I hasnt to add i have never worn lipstick well that i bit of a lie but that's another story....lol
cheers
Velvet waters ;D