Offer accepted but we don’t want the hot tub

pinkshoes

Ms_Chocaholic said:

FreeBear said:

lisyloo said:

FreeBear said:

Sis was looking at a place that included a hot tub. My first comment - "A lifetime supply of bean soup" - As in Human Bean...

It’s no different to using a bath in a hotel.
some peoples assumptions are very weird.

But a bath is usually drained after each use, and only a single person climbs in at a time (unless you are doing small children). A hot tub could remain full for months at a time.

Well maybe think of it more like a swimming pool than a bath.

But a swimming pool holds 375,000 litres of water and perhaps 30 people, so that's 12,500 litres of water per person.

A 4 person hot tub is 1250 litres with just 4 people, so just 313 litres per person.

So swimming pools have 40 times the amount of water per person to dilute any bodily fluids that may end up in it!

Plus people are much less likely to be having sex in a public pool...!

And just to be really gross, the average ejaculation contains 300 MILLION sperm. 

So in a swimming pool you would have 800 sperm per litre, but in a hot tub 240,000 sperm per litre. 



(I guess hot tubs are not for everyone. I just find the idea of them really icky, not to mention bad for the environment as you have to keep changing the water!).

Just tell them NO THANKS! 

sammyjammy

But a swimming pool holds 375,000 litres of water and perhaps 30 people, so that's 12,500 litres of water per person.

A 4 person hot tub is 1250 litres with just 4 people, so just 313 litres per person.

So swimming pools have 40 times the amount of water per person to dilute any bodily fluids that may end up in it!

Plus people are much less likely to be having sex in a public pool...!

And just to be really gross, the average ejaculation contains 300 MILLION sperm. 

So in a swimming pool you would have 800 sperm per litre, but in a hot tub 240,000 sperm per litre. 



(I guess hot tubs are not for everyone. I just find the idea of them really icky, not to mention bad for the environment as you have to keep changing the water!).

Just tell them NO THANKS! 

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit 

jon81uk

pinkshoes said:

Ms_Chocaholic said:

FreeBear said:

lisyloo said:

FreeBear said:

Sis was looking at a place that included a hot tub. My first comment - "A lifetime supply of bean soup" - As in Human Bean...

It’s no different to using a bath in a hotel.
some peoples assumptions are very weird.

But a bath is usually drained after each use, and only a single person climbs in at a time (unless you are doing small children). A hot tub could remain full for months at a time.

Well maybe think of it more like a swimming pool than a bath.

But a swimming pool holds 375,000 litres of water and perhaps 30 people, so that's 12,500 litres of water per person.

A 4 person hot tub is 1250 litres with just 4 people, so just 313 litres per person.

So swimming pools have 40 times the amount of water per person to dilute any bodily fluids that may end up in it!

Plus people are much less likely to be having sex in a public pool...!

And just to be really gross, the average ejaculation contains 300 MILLION sperm. 

So in a swimming pool you would have 800 sperm per litre, but in a hot tub 240,000 sperm per litre. 



(I guess hot tubs are not for everyone. I just find the idea of them really icky, not to mention bad for the environment as you have to keep changing the water!).

Just tell them NO THANKS! 

If you are going to a friends house and getting in a hot tub that they haven't changed the water in since having sex then you need to find better friends!
If you are concerned about one at an accommodation venue or similar then you need to find a better place to stay that cleans things between guests!

If you are buying a second hand hot tub (like the topic of this thread) then just drain the water, rinse and refill (like a bathtub).

You are way overthinking this!

canaldumidi

Sperm only live for a few days once ejaculated. Max 5 days in the right environment, so would depend on the temperature of the hot tub.

Of course the seminal fluid will hang around longer......

lincroft1710

Interesting how a thread which started about an unwanted item in a house purchase is now about body fluids

eddddy

Well... it's probably best not to think too much about it, otherwise you start worrying what about what might have happened in the shower (or even on the granite worktop of the kitchen island).

And if there were teenage boys living in the house: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/24/manchester-university-semen-letter-students-dont-masturbate_n_1227343.html

(Although that letter turned out to be a hoax.)

canaldumidi

lincroft1710 said:

Interesting how a thread which started about an unwanted item in a house purchase is now about body fluids

Well there's only so much that can said regarding the leaving/removing of a fixture. If a thread just won't die, a tangent is the only way to go....

Skiddaw1

Thank you for cheering me up. Loving the tangent!!

TripleH

My wife keeps pushing me to get a hot tub!

lookstraightahead

Rosa_Damascena said:

I'd be about as happy using a hot tub as I would having to use someone else's mattress. Ugh! 

But you'd buy someone else's house? Or eat from a plate with a knife and fork in a restaurant (or do you take your own?), or walk on someone's carpet, get into some
ones car, get on the train, go to the gym, sit in the hairdressers, etc etc. What exactly is it you dislike, as you don't get in their water if you're buying one with a house