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DFW karaoke anyone?

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  • Burlesque_Babe
    Burlesque_Babe Posts: 17,547 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Photogenic Combo Breaker
    I feel a new career (other than gigolo, obviously) coming on......
    :D"Stay Wonky":D

    :j:jBecome Mrs Pepe 9 October 2012 :j:j
  • Imagine video with lyric subtitles:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hY6BxNkoZDc
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • Take That: Back For Good video with subtitles:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWqzwowY2vQ
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • My first offering of the year and it is dedicated to Sir Fred Goodwin, the RBS clown. *to the tune of 'Baby One More Time' by Ms Britney Spears*

    (Oh Mr Goodwin)
    (Oh Mr Goodwin)

    Oh, Mr Goodwin,
    Yes you were supposed to know
    That RBS was failing
    Oh, Mr Goodwin,
    We shouldn’t bailed you out
    And now you're in the limelight

    Show me
    How much pension you need
    Tell me, Sir Fred
    'Cause we need to know now
    Oh, because
    Your poverty is killing me
    (And I)
    I must request
    Are you debt-free?
    (you debt free?)
    When I banked with you, I lost my mind
    Send us a letter
    Send it, baby, one more time

    Oh, Mr Goodwin,
    The reason we’re taxed is you
    Boy, you must be worth it

    Oh, Mr Goodwin, those losses are all down to you
    Is it something that you’re proud of?

    Show me
    How much pension you need
    Tell me, Sir Fred
    'Cause we need to know now
    Oh, because
    Your poverty is killing me
    (And I)
    I must request
    Are you debt-free?
    (you debt free?)
    When I banked with you, I lost my mind
    Send us a letter
    Send it, baby, one more time

    (Oh, baby; baby. Oh, baby; baby.)

    Oh, Freddie baby,
    What are you going to do?
    Oh, Freddie baby,

    We shouldn’t have bailed you out

    I must confess
    That I’m pension-less
    I’m wondering now
    Don't you know I tried to save
    But maybe you could, lend me a few quid
    Just like the government did (to you)

    I’m pension-less; it’s killing me
    (And I)
    I must confess
    I tried to save
    (tried to save)
    When I banked with you, I lost my mind
    Send us that letter

    Send it, baby, one more time

    I must confess
    That I’m pension-less
    I’m wondering now
    Don't you know I try to save
    But maybe you could, lend me a few quid
    Just like the government did (to you)
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • Another cracker Notty! lol
    Empty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale
  • Thanks bunny.
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • Green Day: Basket Case

    I don’t have the time
    To pay this debt of mine
    Almost everything I earn
    It goes on clothes
    I am one of those
    matched betting kind of fools
    Neurotic to the bone
    To get the best odds

    Sometimes my BF gives me a treat

    Sometimes we play with the deep heat ;)
    the debt keeps adding up
    I think I’ve spent the lot
    Am I just paranoid?
    No I’m just gay

    I went to the bank

    To ask them for a loan
    She says they have no choice
    They’re turning me down
    I went on to AQA
    and answered a few today
    It helps bring in the pay
    Now I just need a lay

    Sometimes my BF gives me a treat

    Sometimes we play with the deep heat ;)
    the debt keeps adding up
    I think I’ve spent the lot
    Am I just paranoid?
    No I’m just gay

    Stoozing to the limit
    So they better hold off

    Sometimes my BF gives me a treat

    Sometimes we play with the deep heat ;)
    the debt keeps adding up
    I think I’ve spent the lot
    Am I just paranoid?
    No I’m just gay
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • The Kinks - Waterloo Sunset?

    Dirty old Barclays, must you keep calling
    Phoning into the night
    People so nasty, wanting their money
    I cannot sleep at night
    And I don’t need a loan
    As long as I keep on doing matched betting
    I know I’ll be alright

    Every day I look up my friends on MSE
    No I’m not lonely in the evening time
    And I know it will be fine

    Bunny meets jinky, for a wee drinky
    Every DFW meet
    But I am so lazy, that I never turn up
    I stay at home – I’m shy :)
    But I don’t feel too camp
    As long as I keep on doing matched betting
    I know I’ll be alright

    Every day I look up my friends on MSE
    No I’m not lonely in the evening time
    And I know it’ll be fine

    Millions of debtors seeking some help on the DFW playground
    But becky and snaggles cross over the river
    Where they can run around
    And they don’t need no men :)
    As long as they keep on doing matched betting
    they are in paradise

    Notty – he looks so fine
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • Wol2
    Wol2 Posts: 3,845 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Brilliant Notty............ :T:T:T:T

    Should be the DFW theme tune methinks :cool:....to be sung at every meet. :rotfl:

    Bumping this for tomorrow......:kisses3:

    xxx
    Flooded 20/07/07 :(.
    Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j
    " It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
    Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
    Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE]:(.... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14

  • Wol2 wrote: »
    Brilliant Notty............ :T:T:T:T

    Should be the DFW theme tune methinks :cool:....to be sung at every meet. :rotfl:

    Bumping this for tomorrow......:kisses3:

    xxx

    I love you too. Hope you are well.

    x
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
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