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DFW karaoke anyone?
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I feel a new career (other than gigolo, obviously) coming on......
"Stay Wonky":D
:j:jBecome Mrs Pepe 9 October 2012 :j:j0 -
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My first offering of the year and it is dedicated to Sir Fred Goodwin, the RBS clown. *to the tune of 'Baby One More Time' by Ms Britney Spears*
(Oh Mr Goodwin)
(Oh Mr Goodwin)
Oh, Mr Goodwin,
Yes you were supposed to know
That RBS was failing
Oh, Mr Goodwin,
We shouldn’t bailed you out
And now you're in the limelight
Show me
How much pension you need
Tell me, Sir Fred
'Cause we need to know now
Oh, because
Your poverty is killing me
(And I)
I must request
Are you debt-free?
(you debt free?)
When I banked with you, I lost my mind
Send us a letter
Send it, baby, one more time
Oh, Mr Goodwin,
The reason we’re taxed is you
Boy, you must be worth it
Oh, Mr Goodwin, those losses are all down to you
Is it something that you’re proud of?
Show me
How much pension you need
Tell me, Sir Fred
'Cause we need to know now
Oh, because
Your poverty is killing me
(And I)
I must request
Are you debt-free?
(you debt free?)
When I banked with you, I lost my mind
Send us a letter
Send it, baby, one more time
(Oh, baby; baby. Oh, baby; baby.)
Oh, Freddie baby,
What are you going to do?
Oh, Freddie baby,
We shouldn’t have bailed you out
I must confess
That I’m pension-less
I’m wondering now
Don't you know I tried to save
But maybe you could, lend me a few quid
Just like the government did (to you)
I’m pension-less; it’s killing me
(And I)
I must confess
I tried to save
(tried to save)
When I banked with you, I lost my mind
Send us that letter
Send it, baby, one more time
I must confess
That I’m pension-less
I’m wondering now
Don't you know I try to save
But maybe you could, lend me a few quid
Just like the government did (to you)I'm the only gay in this forum
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Another cracker Notty! lolEmpty pockets never held anyone back, only empty heads and empty hearts can do that -Peale0
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Thanks bunny.
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Green Day: Basket Case
I don’t have the time
To pay this debt of mine
Almost everything I earn
It goes on clothes
I am one of those
matched betting kind of fools
Neurotic to the bone
To get the best odds
Sometimes my BF gives me a treat
Sometimes we play with the deep heat
the debt keeps adding up
I think I’ve spent the lot
Am I just paranoid?
No I’m just gay
I went to the bank
To ask them for a loan
She says they have no choice
They’re turning me down
I went on to AQA
and answered a few today
It helps bring in the pay
Now I just need a lay
Sometimes my BF gives me a treat
Sometimes we play with the deep heat
the debt keeps adding up
I think I’ve spent the lot
Am I just paranoid?
No I’m just gay
Stoozing to the limit
So they better hold off
Sometimes my BF gives me a treat
Sometimes we play with the deep heat
the debt keeps adding up
I think I’ve spent the lot
Am I just paranoid?
No I’m just gayI'm the only gay in this forum
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The Kinks - Waterloo Sunset?
Dirty old Barclays, must you keep calling
Phoning into the night
People so nasty, wanting their money
I cannot sleep at night
And I don’t need a loan
As long as I keep on doing matched betting
I know I’ll be alright
Every day I look up my friends on MSE
No I’m not lonely in the evening time
And I know it will be fine
Bunny meets jinky, for a wee drinky
Every DFW meet
But I am so lazy, that I never turn up
I stay at home – I’m shy
But I don’t feel too camp
As long as I keep on doing matched betting
I know I’ll be alright
Every day I look up my friends on MSE
No I’m not lonely in the evening time
And I know it’ll be fine
Millions of debtors seeking some help on the DFW playground
But becky and snaggles cross over the river
Where they can run around
And they don’t need no men
As long as they keep on doing matched betting
they are in paradise
Notty – he looks so fineI'm the only gay in this forum
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Brilliant Notty............ :T:T:T:T
Should be the DFW theme tune methinks :cool:....to be sung at every meet. :rotfl:
Bumping this for tomorrow......:kisses3:
xxxFlooded 20/07/07.
Normal service FINALLY RESUMED 31/07/10 :j:j" It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." Douglas Adams...."or the FOS" Wol2
Numptie groupie #2 :cool:
Mortgage offset drawdown [STRIKE]£60861[/STRIKE].... [STRIKE]£60074[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]£59967[/STRIKE] £65k 'ish 1/6/14
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Brilliant Notty............ :T:T:T:T
Should be the DFW theme tune methinks :cool:....to be sung at every meet. :rotfl:
Bumping this for tomorrow......:kisses3:
xxx
I love you too. Hope you are well.
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