DFW karaoke anyone?

notanothergreyhair

daisychain80 wrote: »

lol, this is ace i have gone so far as to put the songs on you tube and sing along with your words

That's exactly what I do - my housemate probably thinks I'm an idiot singing these out loud!

notanothergreyhair

Can somebody please find me [STRIKE]somebody to love[/STRIKE] some money to spend?

Can anybody find me some money to spend?
Each morning I get up I do AQA
Can barely see through all my tears
Take a look at my credit card and sigh (Lord what Abbey is doing to me?)
I have spent all my years spending you
But I just can't get no more funds
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me some money to spend?

I use MSE every day of my life
I post until I can’t post no more
At the end of the day, I sit and I cry alone
I get food down my clothes
And I start to swear (till the tears drip down to the floor)
Martin - somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me – some money to spend?

(I work hard)

Everyday - I spend and I spend and I spend -
But everybody declines me more funds
They say I'm frickin’ lazy
They say I got too much debt on my cards
Got no common sense
I just need some little reprieve
Yeah - yeah yeah yeah

Oh Martin
Somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me some money to spend?

Got grey hairs, I got few friends
I just keep spending my lot
I'm ok, I'm alright
Ain't gonna give in and rot
I just gotta get out of this silly place
Someday I'm gonna be free, Martin!

Find me some money to spend
Can anybody find me some money to spend?

Toffee261104

oh my god, tears are streaming down my cheeks with laughter...am off to write a song about being skint.....

Toffee261104

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never clear my debts unless I died.
But then I spent so many nights just thinking what I did so wrong
And I grew strong,
I should have listened all along
And now it's back, to bite my bum
I got to pay it, it's making me so glum
You give me loads more credit and expect me to be pleased
But now I'm saving all my money to keep my own house keys
No, not I, I will survive
As long as I know how to save
I won't break down and cry
I've got all my debt to pay
And I will do it my own way
I will survive
just made that up now..... sorry couldnt resist!!

GardenLover

Fantastic! You have really made me laugh - and get things into perspective! X

notanothergreyhair

I love it Toffee...keep them coming.

Toffee261104

At first I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never clear
my debts unless I died.
But then I spent so many nights
just thinking what I did so wrong
And I grew strong,
I should have listened all along
And now it's back,
to bite my bum
I got to pay it,
it's making me so glum
You give me loads more credit
and expect me to be pleased
But now I'm saving all my money
to keep my own house keys


Go on now go walk out the door
Just take your credit
I don't want it anymore
weren't you the one who tried to tempt me with your lies
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd spend until I die
Oh no, not I

No, not I, I will survive
As long as I know how to save
I won't break down and cry
I've got all my debt to pay
And I will do it my own way
I will survive



It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to bin
the pieces of my credit card
and I spent oh so many nights
just adding up my debts
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that stupid little person
who still shops with you
and so you felt like calling me
and just expect me to be pleased
now I'm saving all my money
to keep my own car keys

Toffee261104

finished it!!!

rubydoiwannabee

Toffee261104 wrote: »

finished it!!!

LOVE IT TOFFEE!!!!:T

tothepoint_2

Brilliant! I have just read this thread for the first time and I am laughing out loud, I think my husband thinks i'm mad!