DFW karaoke anyone?

GardenLover

What a talented bunch you are!
Thanks so much for this - I've been so worried about my debt I forgot to look on the bright side and laugh. What we need is for someone to do some demo tracks so we can play it down the phone to our creditors - just imagine saying, "I'll just put you on hold" and then letting rip with the YMCA/MBNA song?! Fantastic! X

notanothergreyhair

Yes, I really am that bored tonight...apologies, once again, to McCartney et al...


Ticket To Ride, as performed by NAGH

I think I’m getting in debt,
I spent all my wages
These shoes are driving me mad
They’re made of suede

I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
And I don't care.

They said that spending on it
Would be interest free
But I always spent more
When it was to hand

I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
And I don't care.

I don't know why I’m buying so much
I ought to Quidco,
I ought to do right by MSE
Before I spend every last pound
I ought to Quidco,
I ought to do right by MSE

I think I'm getting too fat
I ate all the cake.
The chococolate’s driving me mad
I tuck it away, yeah

I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
And I don't care.

I don't know why I’m buying so much
I ought to Quidco,
I ought to do right by MSE
Before I spend every last pound
I ought to Quidco,
I ought to do right by MSE

He heard that sleeping with me,
Would be lots of fun yeah
He would never be soft
When I was around.

I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
I’ve got a mortgage to pay,
And I don't care.

My Freddie don't care, my Freddie don't care.
My Freddie don't care, my Freddie don't care.
My Freddie don't care.

tealady

Somebody PLEEEEESE put these on youtube cos I'm singing along to them as I read, I think they deserve a much larger audience. Thanks NAGH for a superb thread

notanothergreyhair

The Killers : Someody Told Me

Breaking the bank just to buy your love
Seventeen shirts and I've fu*king had enough
I'm breaking the bank just to know your name
But freedom ain't close when I spend like this
All of it goes so don't blink you might miss
Cause freedom ain't close when I spend like this
I said freedom ain't close when I spend like this
Take them back now, take them back now tonight
Never thought I'd let an overdraft ruin my highlights

Well somebody told me
They had a store card
On which you could spend more
That I could use to buy lots of new clothes
It's not preferential (rate)
Have I gone mental?

Ready? Let's go and buy something new
See the till roll and I'm leaving with new shoes

Cause freedom ain't close when I spend like this
I said freedom ain't close when I spend like this
Take them back now, take them back now tonight
Never thought I'd let an overdraft ruin my highlights

Well somebody told me
They had a store card
On which you could spend more
That I could use to buy lots of new clothes
It's not preferential (rate)
Have I gone mental?
A rushin', a rushin' around

Save yourself for me
I said Freddie baby please
But I just want to be loved
But all I ever do is cry

Well somebody told me
They had a store card
On which you could spend more
That I could use to buy lots of new clothes
It's not preferential (rate)
Have I gone mental?
A rushin', a rushin' around

Well somebody told me
They had a store card
On which you could spend more
That I could use to buy lots of new clothes
It's not preferential (rate)
Have I gone mental?

SarahNeedle1872

OMG, this thread is GENIOUS!!!

notanothergreyhair

Trouble is sarahneedle, that I have ruined some of my favourite songs - it is difficult to listen to the originial versions now lol

paybacktime2008

Fantastic!

notanothergreyhair

Golly, I love Take That...'Back for Good'


I guess now it's time for me to switch on
My own light bulb
Got a pile of bills beside me
Got a massive balance still on my credit card (oh no!)
Got a mind of deep depression
With a tale of shattered dreams
Gotta leave it, gotta stop this spending now

Whatever I bought, whatever I paid I didn't need it
I just got to get out the red
Whenever I fall just give me a call and I'll stop it
You'll be right and understood

Unaware and unashamed I figured out matched betting
It wasn't hard
And in the corner of my mind I thought of Jinky
‘Cos she is so lovely
In the midst of confrontation I wanted to run away
Can't you find a little time for me to pay?

Whatever I bought, whatever I paid I didn't need it
I just got to get out the red
Whenever I fall just give me a call and I'll stop it
You'll be right and understood

And we will be debt free, freedom is forever
We'll be working and dreaming you will see
So complete in our love
I will never owe the b*stards again

Whatever I bought, whatever I paid I didn't need it
I just got to get out the red
Whenever I fall just give me a call and I'll stop it
You'll be right and understood

I guess now it's time, I paid it back for good

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Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWqzwowY2vQ

Gemmzie

Notty, you so deserve the Christmas No 1!

notanothergreyhair

Gemmzie wrote: »

Notty, you so deserve the Christmas No 1!

Can you imagine if I had a number one with one of these? I'd need a new suit for all my tv appearances...lol