DFW karaoke anyone?

notanothergreyhair

...the lovely Kate and her bush

...with Wuthering Heights

Out in the greedy, London city
You would earn so much
I had an overdraft as big as the north sea
Too big, not enough pay
How could you cancel it
When I needed to buy more food?
I hated you. But I loved your shoes
Nasty letters in the post
You told me I was going to lose my home
Leave behind my Jeffery west, Jeffery west
Jeffery west boots

Barclays it's me, your Dorothy, I've come out. I’m so camp
Let me pay it off tomorrow

Barclays it's me, your Dorothy, I've come out. I’m so camp
Let me pay it off tomorrow

Ooh, you get terse, you’re so angry
‘cos I’m on the other side?
I suck a lot. I swallow the lot
It tastes good to be without you
I'm coming out, love
Cruel Barclays, my one enemy
My only master
So I matched bets through the night
I'm coming back into the black, to put it right
I'm coming home to Jeffery west, Jeffery west
Jeffery west boots

Barclays it's me, your Dorothy, I've come out. I’m so camp
Let me pay it off tomorrow

Barclays it's me, your Dorothy, I've come out. I’m so camp
Let me pay it off tomorrow

Ooh! Let me have it
Just give me one more day to pay
Ooh! Let me have it
Let me have just one more day
You know it's me--Dorothy!

Barclays it's me, your Dorothy, I've come out. I’m so camp
Let me pay it off tomorrow


Barclays it's me, your Dorothy, I've come out. I’m so camp
Let me pay it off tomorrow


Barclays it's me, your Dorothy, I've come out. I’m so camp

notanothergreyhair

A little ditty by Mr Tom Jones:

It's not unusual to be ‘phoned at 6am
It's not unusual to be threatened through the post
but when I see bailiffs hanging about my front door
It's not unusual to see me cry,
They’re gonna die!

It's not unusual to match bets from time to time
but when I don’t hedge them out - it’s such a crime
if you should ever want to be sucked by anyone,
It's not unusual it happens every day – let’s go ‘gay for pay’
I turn straight men all the time
debt will never do let’s give it the boot
why can't I pay these debts of mine?

It's not unusual, to be badly overdrawn
It's not unusual, for me to look so forlorn
but if I ever find that you've charged me out of line
it's not unusual to find out that I'm in debt to you
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh