DFW karaoke anyone?

notanothergreyhair

boredofbeingathome wrote: »

I reckon you should send them to Martin, and when he runs his new show..he can play them..one a week..everyone will want to buy the new versions i reckon.

As long as I don't have to sing

tontopav

Again apologies in advance to Frank Sinatra

And now my cash is gone
I can not pay another penny
Defaulting not just once
Some spare cash I havent any

Ive lived beyond my means
And now Im stuck on lifes debt highway
Spent more much more than earned
And blown it my way

But what is a debt
What does it cost
Its not what you owe
Its just what youve lost
But througt it all
I will not fall
Ill pay it my way

notanothergreyhair

If there is a NAGH in the house, it is your turn to sing a song by The Darkness;

I can’t afford all the things that you’re letting me buy
I’m in my overdraft and it’s not stopping me, why?
Buy for you, buy for me
buy for you, god it’s killing me

I believed in a thing called debt
Just look at the way I bought the goods
There's a chance we could be debt free
I will be paying until I’m 63!
I believed in a thing called debt
Ooh!

I wanna spend you every minute, every hour, every day
I got in so much debt but now I work for AQA!

Buy for you, buy for me
buy for you, god it’s killing me

I believed in a thing called debt
Just look at the way I bought the goods
There's a chance we could be debt free
I will be paying until I’m 63!
I believed in a thing called debt
Ooh!

Buy for you, buy for me
buy for you, god it’s killing me

I believed in a thing called debt
Just look at the way I bought the goods
There's a chance we could be debt free
I will be paying until I’m 63!
I believed in a thing called debt
Ooh!

notanothergreyhair

She's (rising prices of) electric:

Gas and electric
It’s getting so damn costly, it’s hectic
I’m doing things I never expected
And I feel so poor
She's got a credit card
And paying it off will be so hard
I hope work do not give me my cards
And I feel so poor

And I want you to know
I've made my minimum payments
But I feel so poor
I don’t want you to say
Do you know what needs paying?
And I feel so…
Coz you and me, we’ll be debt free
There's lots and lots for us to pay
There's lots and lots for us to view
Gas ‘n’ electric, but can we afford sky too?

She paid her debts off
But she forgot about one more
Now take a look at her credit score
And I think that she likes shoes
She's hooked on ebay
In fact she's on there every day
I secretly think that she is gay
Then she could be just like me

And I want you to know
I've made my minimum payments
And I feel so poor
I don’t want you to say
Do you know what needs paying?
And I feel so…
Coz you and me, we’ll be debt free
There's lots and lots for us to pay
There's lots and lots for us to view
Gas ‘n’ electric, but can we afford sky too??

notanothergreyhair

I missed this Village People camp classic, with a subtle difference

Young man, there's no need to buy those.
He said, young man, don’t you have enough clothes?
He said, young man, you don’t need those new shoes
There's no need to buy all those things

Young man, how will you pay for it all?
He said, young man, when you’ve got bug*er all
Just stay online, and I'm sure you will find
Many friends on MSE tonight

Let’s not pay on the M-B-N-A.
Let’s not pay on the M-B-N-A.

They have all the tricks to make you feel sick
But don’t you be bullied by any of them

It's not fun to pay with M-B-N-A
It's not fun to pay with M-B-N-A

You could miss your payments, and receive nasty calls,
They just want to make your life hell ...

Young man, are you clearing your debt?
He said, young man, when will you start to regret?
He said, young man, you can have a new life.
But you got to do this one thing!

You can, pay it all by yourself
He said, young man, just look after your health,
And just go there, to the M-B-N-A
And work out a payment plan

Let’s not pay on the M-B-N-A.
Let’s not pay on the M-B-N-A.

They have all the tricks to make you feel sick
But don’t you be bullied by them

Let’s not pay on the M-B-N-A.
Let’s not pay on the M-B-N-A.

You could miss your payments, and receive nasty calls,
They just want to make your life hell ...

Young man, I was once just like you
He said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man would give me a break
I just needed a new clean slate

That's when Martin gave me a call
And said, young man, you can get through it all.
Just ignore the scroats at M-B-N-A
Then you can start back on your way.
Let’s not pay on the M-B-N-A.
Let’s not pay on the M-B-N-A.

They have all the tricks to make you feel sick
But don’t you be bullied by them

M-B-N-A... Let’s not pay on the M-B-N-A.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, do not be ground down.

M-B-N-A... Let’s not pay on the M-B-N-A.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, do not be ground down.

tealady

How about one for the more mature amongst us (with deepest apologies to Tony Bennett for ruining a lovely song).

I used my card in a local tesco
And now the bill, it comes to me.
To be debt free will take a while
I'll do it with a smile
The bank may write demanding more
But I'm poor
MSE waits there, out in the ether
They care so much and the help is free
When I log on to you fellow posters. Your help will get me debt free soon.

notanothergreyhair

I read this morning that 'Bad Day' by Daniel Powter is the most played song of the last 5 years....hmm

Where is our Martin when we need him the most?
You pluck up the courage to leave a new post
They tell me to post up my SOA
They tell me your laughter’s drained away
But I don't need no credit card

You get phoned by Barclays and hit a new low
You're choking back tears with the coffee to go
You tell me you bought lots of nice things
You're frightened whenever the phone rings
But I don't need no credit card

Because you had a bad debt
It was taking you down
You borrowed some more just to turn it around
You say you don't drink
You tell me don't cry
You work lots of hours just to pay for your sky
You had a bad debt
You tell me don't cry
You're turning this around and you really wanna try
You had a bad debt
You had a bad debt

Will you need a free holiday?
The point is they cost more than they say
And I don't need no credit card

You had a bad debt
It was taking you down
You borrowed some more just to turn it around
You say you don't drink
You tell me don't cry
You work lots of hours just to pay for your sky
You had a bad debt
You tell me don't cry
You're turning this around and you really wanna try
You had a bad debt

(Oooh.. a holiday..)

Sometimes the laptop goes on the blink
And the washing machine decides to break
You might not have them guaranteed
That you could be well, in the sh*t
And I'm not wrong

(yeah...)

So where is the passion when you need us to post
Oh you and I
You pick up the pieces and all is not lost

You had a bad debt
It was taking you down
You borrowed some more just to turn it around
You say you don't drink
You tell me don't cry
You work at a smile and you’re full of pride
You had a bad debt
You've bought what you like
And how does it feel to pay all this time
You had a bad debt
You had a bad debt

Gemmzie

I love it! Much better than the one that got released in my opinion

claireabelle_2

you have a real talent there!

daisychain80

lol, this is ace i have gone so far as to put the songs on you tube and sing along with your words but laughing as its all sooooooooooo true lol , thanx xx