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DFW karaoke anyone?

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  • budicca
    budicca Posts: 32 Forumite
    LOL! loving your work, NAGH!
  • I've decided to go a little more contemporary with this one, so for all you Keane fans out there, I apologise;

    I spent the lot, an empty purse
    I knew the bookies like the back of my hand
    I felt the sh*t around my ears
    Looked in the mirror and saw floods of tears

    Oh happiness where have you gone
    I'm going grey and I need someone to converse with
    So tell me when I will be debt free
    I'm getting old and I want my own property

    I came across a bailiff’s van
    I saw the neighbours glaring at me
    Is this the life I want to live?
    Are these the hopes that I've been dreaming of?

    Oh happiness where have you gone
    I'm going grey and I need someone to converse with
    So tell me when I will be debt free
    I'm getting old and I want my own property

    And if you the have time to earn some cashback
    Get on and do it, never ever look back
    This could be the start of something lovely
    So why don't I pay
    All the debts that I owe?

    Oh happiness where have you gone
    I'm going grey and I need someone to converse with
    So tell me when I will be debt free
    I'm getting old and I want my own property

    And if you have the time to earn some cashback
    Get on and do it, never ever look back
    This could be the start of something lovely
    So why don't I pay
    So why don't I pay

    This could be the start of something lovely
    So why don't I pay
    All the debts that I owe?
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • Mozette
    Mozette Posts: 2,247 Forumite
    Now I've been reminded, I'm bumping this thread because it's fab!
  • Can't believe I missed this thread before!!
    Has made me smile:D
    Your talents are wasted NAGH:T
    Comping again - wins so far : 2 V festival tix, 2 NFL tix, 6 bottles of wine, personalised hand soap, Aussie miracle conditioner :beer:

    Married my best friend 15/4/16 :)
  • angelflower_2
    angelflower_2 Posts: 2,426 Forumite
    but you have a rival in Need to sort it (sorry, cant do the links).

    wonder who will hit number one first.. IA, Need to sort it, notanothergreyhair or dare i say it....Martin? Single released today. Who's bought it?
    DFW 228 LONG H 68
    DFD 2017 :eek:
  • but you have a rival in Need to sort it (sorry, cant do the links).

    I posted on the thread earlier. I love the job NTSI has done, I love that song so much.
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • After a short break I have returned to songwriting ;) This one is dedicated to the lovely burlesque babe.

    Again, apologies to Mr Bryan Adams

    I got my first real credit card
    Back when I was just 22
    Spent on it ‘til I could no more
    It was the summer of '04

    Me and this guy from work
    Had a kiss but he couldn’t get hard
    So I quit and turfed him out
    I shoulda known - he had a sh*t car

    Oh how I was so foolish then
    That ‘free’ money seemed to last forever
    But now I have no choice
    Yeah - I've gotta pay all this off
    Those were the mistakes of my life

    Ain't no use in complainin'
    When you got matched betting to do
    Spent my evenings doing all the free bingo
    And that's when I met you (lot)

    Sitting at my wooden desk
    You told me that you'd help forever
    Oh and when I typed my SOA
    I knew that it was time to sort this
    You are the best friends in my life

    Oh yeah
    Back in the summer of '04

    Man we were wasting cash
    I was so grey hairless
    We needed to unwind
    I guess he couldn’t last a minute – a minute, no

    And now my debts are reducin'
    Look at the outgoings that have gone
    Sometimes when I think of that credit card
    I think about it and know where I went wrong

    Sitting at my wooden desk
    You told me that you'd help forever
    Oh and when I typed my SOA
    I knew that it was time to sort this
    You are the best friends in my life

    Back in the summer of '04
    :p I'm the only gay in this forum :p
    *Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads*
  • beanielou
    beanielou Posts: 95,737 Ambassador
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    Full of admiration NAGH.
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  • Wol2
    Wol2 Posts: 3,845 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture Combo Breaker
    Fantabidosi NAGH....Quite brill.....

    Truly you are talented......

    Encore encore...

    Love
    Wol2
    xx
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  • You are a talented young man...should be doing this for a living.x
    Blackadder: Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
    Still lurking around with a hope of some salvation:cool:
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