Turn £100k into £1 million

MoneyTreeMe

Hi,
I have £100k spare cash.  I want to give it to an investor to turn it into £1 million.  I will give them £100k cut if they can do it. I missed so many opportunities with the covid stock market and am tired of making small amounts.  Is there an investor I am contact or maybe a company that can do it for me and generate meaningful cash?  Thank you.

Username999

Send it to me...
OneBornEveryMinute@sucker.com

veryintrigued

I suspect you'll definitely be giving the lucky person £100k 'cut' if this is how you go about investing.

BananaRepublic

Is it April 1st already?

stuart746

'the covid stock market'... do you think the LSE have that listed!?

Thrugelmir

Never be tired of making small amounts. Far easier to make incremental gains than find a single 10 bagger. 

thegentleway

Wow, ere you for real? You’re looking for 900% returns on your investment? In what time frame btw? I do like your ambition but I fear reality is going to be painful and expensive. 

BananaRepublic

Thrugelmir said:

Never be tired of making small amounts. Far easier to make incremental gains than find a single 10 bagger. 

Finding a pound coin down the back of the sofa always cheers me up no end. 

Alexland

MoneyTreeMe said:

I have £100k spare cash.  I want to give it to an investor to turn it into £1 million.  I will give them £100k cut if they can do it. I missed so many opportunities with the covid stock market and am tired of making small amounts.  Is there an investor I am contact or maybe a company that can do it for me and generate meaningful cash?  Thank you.

You could give it to me and I will take some reckless gambles on your behalf to see what happens.

Assuming you wouldn't want to hold me liable if I lost it all....

If someone could reliably generate a 9x return in a short time they wouldn't need your money.

Alistair31

Get yourself down to the nearest casino 

DireEmblem

If it is spare and you won't need it for the next 5-10 years, then stick it in a cheap global equity tracker fund.

If you are happy to take a bit more risk, then maybe consider looking at some investment trusts.  CHRY, MONKS, PSH potentially as well but I'm on the fence for the last one.  Its currently trading at about a 20% discount to NAV, but has done for some time.