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Let's bring out some smiles and laughter!
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People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible"
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago"
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My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, now when I pee I clean the toilet.
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Back in the day the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled "last call"thanks to all posters
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I think it is great that people are finally starting to drink water, wipe their !!!!!! and wash their hands.
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I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received from the staff in the last 10 years.
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Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
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To the people who bought 20 bottles of soap leaving none of the shelves for others, you do realise that to stop getting Coronavirus, you need other people washing their hands too.
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Boris Johnson has the Coronavirus. The virus is now in quarantine for a month.
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How come the off licences don't have empty shelves? Don't people understand that they will be quarantined with their spouses and kids?
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Mexico is asking Trump to hurry up and build the wall NOW!
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