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Let's bring out some smiles and laughter!
BlueBella
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I'll start! 
https://youtu.be/OxOJ7hh3H-I had me in hoots!
https://youtu.be/OxOJ7hh3H-I had me in hoots! :TA big thanks to all who post and sprinkling lucky dust to all who enter :smileyhea
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https://youtu.be/D4Xk3EfH9fw another one!
:TA big thanks to all who post and sprinkling lucky dust to all who enter :smileyhea6 -
If the dentists go on lockdown,
brace yourselves!
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I saw a man in the supermarket emptying all the shelves of cockles and muscles.I just thought, that's shellfish.10
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The quarantine generation.....
"Why is my sister's name Paris?"
"Because we conceived her in Paris."
"Thanks dad!"
"No problem, Quarantine!":TA big thanks to all who post and sprinkling lucky dust to all who enter :smileyhea7 -
Roll on 2033 and the age of the QuaranteenagerI’m a Senior Forum Ambassador and I support the Forum Team on the Competition Time, Site Feedback and Marriage, Relationships and Families boards. If you need any help on these boards, do let me know. Please note that Ambassadors are not moderators. Any posts you spot in breach of the Forum Rules should be reported via the report button, or by emailing forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com All views are my own and not the official line of Money Saving Expert.7
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to the tune of 'I will Survive' lol,
(big thanks to Meg_x on 'things that make you smile' thread ..
https://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/discussion/comment/76963255#Comment_76963255
THE PANIC BUYING SONG I WILL SURVIVE !
All together now....
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
There was no loo roll down at Aldi and I nearly cried.
Oh I spent so many nights just thinking how you did me wrong,
I used to wipe,
And now I’m forced to just drip dry !
No anti-bac !
No bloody soap,
and if you think you’re buying pasta well you’ve got no bloody hope !
I would have bought that box of eggs, I would have rationed out my bread,
If I’d have known for just one second everyone would lose their head !
Go on now go, walk out the door !
All you bloody stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more !
Weren’t you the ones who just bought all the sodding beans ?
You selfish gits !
I hope you spill them down your jeans !
Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy!
Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese,
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey !
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart,
There was just apples and 1 carrot in my shopping cart,
And I spent hours walking round just feeling sorry for myself,
The empty store, with boxes strewn across the floor
And you’ll see me, somebody who,
Cannot buy anything she came for, and it’s all down to !!!!!! you
And frickin Reg from down the road is such a selfish blimmin git
Because he stockpiled all the loo roll so nobody else can have a s@*t !
(x2)
Go on now go, walk out the door !
All you bloody stockpilers,
You are not welcome any more!
Weren’t you ones who just bought all the sodding cakes
Can’t you make a crumble,
Do you people not know how to bake ?
Oh no not I, I won’t panic buy !
Oh as long as I have alcohol, I know I’ll stay alive,
Though I can’t buy my usual cheese
This will not bring me to my knees
And I’ll survive, I will survive!!.
please be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly.
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A man on a tractor has just driven past me shouting, “The end of the world is nigh!!"
I think it was Farmer Geddon.
please be a responsible pet owner & spay/neuter your pets, too many strays & not enough homes for them sadly.6 -
lol!
:TA big thanks to all who post and sprinkling lucky dust to all who enter :smileyhea7 -
hee hee!
:TA big thanks to all who post and sprinkling lucky dust to all who enter :smileyhea7
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