Let's bring out some smiles and laughter!

BlueBella

 lol!

BlueBella

keep smiling everyone!

grannybiker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7oqAAXZaks&feature=youtu.be&fbclid=IwAR0Li_i-QYdTIinCl9LuwVsBZBt_NQ3-eNn2HzMcE4ZAF7S1-kFKTqpEHb8

mclarkie

After 3 days standing in an empty supermarket aisle, I'm beginning to wonder whether I've misunderstood the guidance on shelf isolation.

mclarkie

The DFS sale finally ends

eyeballpaul

1. What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet? One’s the coronavirus and the other is a Verona crisis.
2. You know who buys up all the toilet paper? !!!!!!.
3. Why do they call it the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story….
4. Why didn’t the sick guy get the joke? It flu over his head.
5. Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny? They’re in bad taste.
6. I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now, but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you got it.
7. Nail salons, hair salons, waxing center and tanning places are closed. It’s about to get ugly out there.
8. Finland just closed its borders. You know what that means. No one will be crossing the finish line.
9. What do you tell yourself when you wake up late for work and realize you have a fever? Self, I so late.
10. Did you hear the joke about the germ? Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.
11. Where do sick boats go to get healthy? The dock!
12. What did the sick parent make their kids for lunch? Mac and sneeze.
13. I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.
14. You know what they’re saying about 2020. It went viral faster than anyone thought it would.
15. What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany? The wurst kase scenario.
16. Back in my day you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.
17. If there’s a baby boom nine months from now, what will happen in 2033? There will be a whole bunch of quaranteens.
18. You know what they say: feed a cold, starve a fever, drink a corona.
19. What should you do if you don’t understand a coronavirus joke? Be patient.
20. The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them. All that’s left is de brie.
21. Still no toilet paper in the stores. They’re wiped out and you’re !!!!!! out of luck.
22. So many coronavirus jokes out there, it’s a pundemic.

mclarkie

STI clinics are busy today after so many NHS workers received the clap last night

rexy0101

My usual work route was diverted this morning and I ended up down random cornish country lanes. Passed the normal signs "farm eggs 6 for £1" etc until I saw the sign "paracetamol 2boxes for £1". Weird I thought, so drove up the lane, knocked on his door and asked "how come you're selling painkillers?" 'Ahhh, thatz cuz I'm a farmer-see?

Goodnight_Irene

Took me a while to get that rexy! LOL

rexy0101

Goodnight_Irene said:

Took me a while to get that rexy! LOL

My friend didn't get it either till i made her read it out in a Cornish accent