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  • eyeballpaul
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    We can save the human race by lying in front of a TV and doing nothing.

    Let's not mess this up
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  • eyeballpaul
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    I don't think it's going to be that hard to stay 6 feet away from my wife during the outbreak...that's 94 feet closer than the restraining order says.
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    PARKRUN - The only time the ladies chase me!

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  • eyeballpaul
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    Social Distancing

    I looked into her eyes, deep into the emerald green, my heart fluttered, I felt a connection, something deeper, something magical, I was transported to another place and I thought, blimey these binoculars are brilliant
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  • eyeballpaul
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    Moment of silence for the people who agreed to live with shi**y roommates because they "wouldn't be spending much time at home anyway"
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    PARKRUN - The only time the ladies chase me!

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  • eyeballpaul
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    Eyeball Paul

    thanks to all posters

    PARKRUN - The only time the ladies chase me!

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  • eyeballpaul
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    Eyeball Paul

    thanks to all posters

    PARKRUN - The only time the ladies chase me!

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  • eyeballpaul
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    I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

    She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

    I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here"


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  • eyeballpaul
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    Since everybody has now started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste.
    thanks to all posters

    PARKRUN - The only time the ladies chase me!

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  • eyeballpaul
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    They said that a mask and gloves were enough to go to the supermarket. They lied, everyone else has clothes on.
    thanks to all posters

    PARKRUN - The only time the ladies chase me!

    I've changed my facebook username to NOBODY so when I enter FB comps I press the "Like" button it will say NOBODY likes this
  • eyeballpaul
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    Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
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    PARKRUN - The only time the ladies chase me!

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