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  • eyeballpaul
    eyeballpaul Posts: 1,032 Forumite
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    During self isolation..

    Dogs: "Oh My god, you're here all day and this is the best as I can love you, see you, be with you and follow you! I am so excited because you are the greatest and I love you being here so much!

    Cats: "What the hell are you still doing here?"


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  • eyeballpaul
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    Social distancing rule: If you can smell their fart, move further apart.
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  • eyeballpaul
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    Eyeball Paul

    thanks to all posters

    PARKRUN - The only time the ladies chase me!

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  • eyeballpaul
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    Eyeball Paul

    thanks to all posters

    PARKRUN - The only time the ladies chase me!

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  • eyeballpaul
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    Jacob Rees Mogg said "Now that the Prime Minister and a member of the royal family has been infected, I suppose its not beneath one to be similarly afflicted by a virus that has up to now mainly affected the lower classes." He later added. "But I wish to make it crystal clear one has never had a common cold."
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  • eyeballpaul
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    edited 29 March 2020 at 3:06AM
    In a British hospital, three COVID-19 patients are talking together about how they get infected.
    Patient 1: I supported Boris Johnson's plan of herd immunity and never took any protection, so I got infected.
    Patient 2: I opposed Boris Johnson's plan and joined a protest with a crowd in the street, so I got infected.
    Patient 3: I am Boris Johnson.
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  • eyeballpaul
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    Scientists have facts now on those people with a lack of social distancing. 50% are narcistic without a care for others. 50% had a difficult childhood without proper parenting to teach right and wrong with due safety for others. 100% were found to be BMW drivers.
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  • eyeballpaul
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    'm burning up and have started to develop a continous cough.
    It's not the coronavirus, my  house is on fire and I'm not allowed to take one step out my front door.
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  • eyeballpaul
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    Driving down a country lane today I came across an elderly lady struggling with some heavy shopping bags.
    "Can I give you a lift?" I asked opening the passenger door.
    Climbing in she started, "you have sanitized your hands? And my seat? And what about the dashboard?"
    "Look love!" I said. "If you're going to be like that you'd better get out and  walk!"
    "That's just what my husband said a few minutes ago."
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  • BlueBella
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    https://youtu.be/SqgBfEqkyaU
    :TA big thanks to all who post and sprinkling lucky dust to all who enter :smileyhea
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