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  • pinkfairy27x2
    pinkfairy27x2 Posts: 170 Forumite
    Fourth Anniversary 100 Posts Name Dropper Photogenic
    edited 6 July 2022 at 3:46PM
    When I said I was looking for a super hero this is not what I had in mind May be an image of 3 people people standing footwear and text that says SD boredpandacom
  • eyeballpaul
    eyeballpaul Posts: 1,031 Forumite
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    Political Cartoon

    For those with a summer holiday planned
    thanks to all posters

    PARKRUN - The only time the ladies chase me!

    I've changed my facebook username to NOBODY so when I enter FB comps I press the "Like" button it will say NOBODY likes this
  • Blulu
    Blulu Posts: 7,846 Forumite
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    13 Gorgeous Hot weather humor ideas  humor hot weather humor bones funny  

    Sorry, can't resist. Stay  B) everyone.

    Blu XXX
    I am brave, I am bruised
    I am who I'm meant to be
    I'm not scared to be seen
    I make no apology
    THIS IS ME!


    When you talk down to others it says more about you than them.
  • Blulu
    Blulu Posts: 7,846 Forumite
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    edited 23 August 2022 at 9:41AM
    This one HAD to be shared  :)

    May be an image of 1 person and text that says My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there will be autocorrect And for that am eternally grapefruit

    In case the pic isn't showing, the joke is "My teacher told me not to worry about spelling because in the future there would be autocorrect. And for that, I am eternally grapefruit!"

    Blu XXX
    I am brave, I am bruised
    I am who I'm meant to be
    I'm not scared to be seen
    I make no apology
    THIS IS ME!


    When you talk down to others it says more about you than them.
  • Lesgo
    Lesgo Posts: 373 Forumite
    Tenth Anniversary 100 Posts

    Dave’s top 10 funniest jokes of the Fringe festival 2022

    1. I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn’t get pasta – Masai Graham (52%)

    2. Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it’s next day delivery? – Mark Simmons (37%)

    3. My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock – Olaf Falafel (36%)

    4. By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I, but it is the same house and the same family – Hannah Fairweather (35%)

    5. I hate funerals. I’m not a mourning person – Will Mars (34%)

    6. I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that’s four hours of my life that I’m definitely getting back – Olaf Falafel (33%)

    7. I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx – Richard Pulsford (29%)

    8. I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery – Tim Vine (28%)

    9. Don’t knock threesomes. Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate – Sophie Duker (27%)

    10. I can’t even be bothered to be apathetic these days – Will Duggan (25%)

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