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  • Misslayed
    Misslayed Posts: 15,424 Senior Ambassador
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    For those of you anxiously awaiting GCSE results!

    GCSE: Cross-curricular studies for teenagers
    Time allowed: 1 hour 45 minutes
    Please show your workings.
    Mathematics
    1. Three people live in a house. All of those people are over the age of 14. Please explain, with the aid of diagrams, why only one of those people can take the rubbish out.
    2. Josh has started an apprenticeship earning £140 per week. His mobile phone bill this month was £385. How much pay will he have left over?
    a) All of it, !!!!!! should he pay his own bill?
    b) None of it, he has spent it all on a tattoo
    3. Jane wears a clean shirt to school every day. Jane has six shirts. Explain using Bayes Theorem and taking into account microbiological cross-contamination how likely it is that any given shirt on the floor on Thursday morning will be clean enough to wear to school.
    English language and creative writing
    4. "I was like going to the shopping mall and met like Lucy, Dan and like two other people from like school. We went to like Hollisters to get some like T-shirts for Dan and then went to like Primark cos Becky like needs a bikini for her holiday in like Benidorm. We were like starving so we went to like McDonald's to get like some food and met up with like more people from school. We all had like burgers and like chips and some of us had like a drink but some of us didn't have like enough money."
    Explain the exact meaning and usage of the word 'like' in the above passage.
    5. Write about an inspirational member of your local community, such as Beth's Mum. Pay particular attention to Beth's Mum's opinions on music, art, politics, fashion sense, physical fitness, financial generosity and liberal parenting policies.
    Combined Science
    6. Explain, using the periodic table, why WKD will make you puke.
    7. Explain the physics behind the phrase "It's just gone". You may use any of the following objects to illustrate your theory: an outdoor coat, one rugby boot, school tie, art coursework.
    Technology and Computer Science
    8. Explain how you will circumvent the broadband security your moderately techy parents have set up. Use diagrams if necessary.
    9. You have been invited to sleep over at Harvey's house. Your parents wish to communicate with Harvey's parents about this.
    (i) Explore and explain the circumstances under which the following items of modern technology would be simultaneously broken in order to prevent this communication from taking place:
    a) the telephone - you should include reference to both landline and mobile.
    b) email or any other internet-based communication system.
    c) carrier pigeon.
    (ii) Calculate the probability that, in a relatively small village, your parents already know that Harvey's parents have gone away for the weekend.
    Critical Thinking
    10. Explain what happens when you use the last of the toilet roll.
    a) I put another full roll on the holder.
    b) I stuff the full roll behind the back of the holder.
    c) I'm going to Nando's with Becky.
    Drama and Theatre Studies
    11. "The Walking Dead could totally happen."
    Discuss the devices used by the writers to support this assertion. Your answer should include reference to themes, tone and setting.
    Economics
    12. You are in a house alone during the day. How many lights should be switched on and remain on?
    a) Those in the room you're in.
    b) Those in the room you are about to enter.
    c) All of the lights including the fridge light as, though you are able to remove plaster when you slam your bedroom door shut, you can't quite shut the fridge door properly.
    Philosophy
    13. It's soooo unfair!!!! - discuss.
    14. Arthur is 17. His dinner consists of a XXL pizza and there is half a pizza in the box. Discuss whether this is:
    a) Half eaten
    b) Half uneaten
    c) Not enough
    For bonus marks:
    How much more pizza will it take to fill Arthur up? (10 pts)
    Discuss the theoretical concept of "too much bacon" (15 pts)
    15. If a mother is speaking and no one is listening, does she still make a sound?

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  • Blulu
    Blulu Posts: 7,846 Forumite
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    Anuva one...

    May be an image of text that says Bread is like the sun It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
    I am brave, I am bruised
    I am who I'm meant to be
    I'm not scared to be seen
    I make no apology
    THIS IS ME!


    When you talk down to others it says more about you than them.
  • MikeJXE
    MikeJXE Posts: 3,856 Forumite
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    I thought you were going to do a re run of prime ministers question time lol
  • Misslayed
    Misslayed Posts: 15,424 Senior Ambassador
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    ...........
    I’m a Senior Forum Ambassador and I support the Forum Team on the Competition Time, Site Feedback and Marriage, Relationships and Families boards. If you need any help on these boards, do let me know. Please note that Ambassadors are not moderators. Any posts you spot in breach of the Forum Rules should be reported via the report button, or by emailing forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com All views are my own and not the official line of Money Saving Expert.
  • Misslayed
    Misslayed Posts: 15,424 Senior Ambassador
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    edited 1 December 2022 at 4:53PM
    ..........

    I’m a Senior Forum Ambassador and I support the Forum Team on the Competition Time, Site Feedback and Marriage, Relationships and Families boards. If you need any help on these boards, do let me know. Please note that Ambassadors are not moderators. Any posts you spot in breach of the Forum Rules should be reported via the report button, or by emailing forumteam@moneysavingexpert.com All views are my own and not the official line of Money Saving Expert.
  • One-Eye
    One-Eye Posts: 70,125 Forumite
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    Does anybody know what Schadenfreude means?


  • Ms_Dee
    Ms_Dee Posts: 8,044 Forumite
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    Could be a handy service, if only more sites used it.

    I just saw this too when shopping 🤣 
    Thank you to everyone who posts competitions and good luck to everyone who enters.
  • Ms_Dee
    Ms_Dee Posts: 8,044 Forumite
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    One-Eye said:

    Does anybody know what Schadenfreude means?


    If you haven't seen Avenue Q then you need to! 
    That's where I learnt this word 😁 
    Thank you to everyone who posts competitions and good luck to everyone who enters.
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