Keep calm and carry on....

South_coast

😂 All great suggestions, but incorrect 👎

Morris dancing by myself would probably be almost indistinguishable from attempting to play the bassoon!

savingholmes

I must admit- I did consider pretending to be your boss - but given I've been on the site 12 years it would seem a little unlikely... the real dangerous ones are the lurkers who read but don't comment

South_coast

Don't say that 😮!
I did think along the same lines, hence the invite to "reveal" 😀

coldcazzie

South_coast said:

😂 All great suggestions, but incorrect 👎

Morris dancing by myself would probably be almost indistinguishable from attempting to play the bassoon!

Hmm... *puts thinking cap on*

- Shredding more old paperwork.
- Digging out a cellar in which to hoard potatoes.
- Carving models of your work colleagues from said potatoes.
- Painting rainbows on the front windows.
- Learning Mandarin.

Grogged

I am Sparticus!...
...and your staying in 😂😂😂

South_coast

coldcazzie said:

Hmm... *puts thinking cap on*

Slightly concerned that you came up with the last suggestions without the aid of the thinking cap....😮

Again, great suggestions, but no dice

And Grogged, you're too old 😂

coldcazzie

South_coast said:

coldcazzie said:

Hmm... *puts thinking cap on*

Slightly concerned that you came up with the last suggestions without the aid of the thinking cap....😮

Aha.. yeh. You have no idea how weird our household is 😂 

Jessy103

Making toilet roll out of old clothes?

South_coast

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South_coast

This morning I have been Outside (I would not normally express this with a capital letter, but today it feels significant enough to become a temporary proper noun). It was weird. Having not been Outside for so long, I had lost touch with the reality of what Outside is like and had naively planned on visiting 3 different supermarkets so I could get a few non-essentials and all at the best price. This was quickly scotched by the 30+ minute queue to get inside Asda (at least I had started towards the lower end of the price spectrum). It reminded me of footage from the Soviet Union of women queuing all day to get a loaf of bread, except fortunately the weather was better. I managed to get most of the things I needed, albeit with a few substitutions. 

So I did my shopping, did the-thing-I-told-my-boss-I-was-going-to-do, and was very relieved to scamper back into the sanctuary of Inside. Shan't be going back Outside again for a while and am genuinely very glad about that. 

Anyone else got George Michael in their head right now? Yep, me too. Sorry 😀!