Worst bank ever

Robisere

Terry_Towelling

18cc wrote: »

Definately no boat puns - let's keep the thread on the Starling McStarling Face topic ...

Looks like we've changed tack on the puns after all. No more 'Starling McStarling Face' and now onto 'Boaty McBoat Face' (or the Sir David Attenborough as I believe the ship was eventually named).

londoninvestor

Terry_Towelling wrote: »

Looks like we've changed tack on the puns after all. No more 'Starling McStarling Face' and now onto 'Boaty McBoat Face' (or the Sir David Attenborough as I believe the ship was eventually named).

If anyone has a problem with Masthaven bank then we'll be drowning in puns!

18cc

And I am sure some of the puns will be ferry funny

Robisere

The new Launch method-



- was not a complete success.

Terry_Towelling

I just dug-out some photos of the 2012 Olympics that I thought were mizzen. Canoe believe it, I coxed the ladies pairs to gold in the rowing? In one photo I had to bow to Queen Elizabeth II to receive my medal. She accused me of rigging the race and looked rather stern).

Anyway, later it got a bit dinghy and cold, so I put on my Fair Isle Sweater and met my teutonic friend Marina (who has avast behind and is a bit of a Dogger) for a German Bight to eat. I was eating Dover Sole when the Forth Tyne on my fork broke off an chor blimey I keel Dover.

Marina had a tasty pasty and said 'this pirates very highly'. We cinq port by the galleon to finish off.

rainbowskies

I love Starling. I’ve always found them helpful and their card is great to use abroad. Never had an issue with them.

I would have been more sympathetic had you not used over the top phrases and shouty capital letters. It reads more like a hissy fit than a complaint.