Dad buying council house

Argyll_2

Curv wrote: »

Do you really think I'd go to the trouble of concocting a fake standpoint purely in order to have an argument with you?

Yes!!!! My mum and two sisters do it all the time. It grips my !!!!!! but there you go (thought I'd join you with the red and bold font). I used to think it was either a female,Scottish or a family thing but I know other women who live in England and are no relation who do this. I'm kind of getting a pattern here!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

There's nothing to argue about - it's a difference of opinion. It would have been nicer if you'd have managed to keep personal insults out of it but, well.... you didn't.

Eh.................. do you have a split personality?

Glad you've dropped the whole 'this is my last post' facade though - we all knew you couldn't resist

Damn you! You cunning little vixen you've managed to coax me out of my lair, damn you again I say!

Well frankly I was getting bored but your last post was hilarious. Since I've been in bed for most of the day I'm up now trying to rehydrate myself. I'm kiling time now so I had to reply, is that okay? Don't go boring me again though.

I would eat my right testicle with a blunt rusty fork if I thought for one minute that you would refuse this money. And you are either on crack or have some serious mental health problem if you think that anyone would believe you. I wonder if anyone else will claim the same? It's okay claiming something when it can't be put to the test but I for one live in the real world.

I've met people from all walks of life when I was a Prison Officer. From Barrister's to the normal guy on the street and there's one thing I've learned is that everyone has their price and I mean everyone! I would have my price, I don't know how much because it's never been put to the test but it's probably about £50,000 :rolleyes: When money is involved then morals go out the window. People would tell you how morally responsible they are but I've seen them stick the knife in when the money was on the table. Sting's accountant done it for £32,000 and he was an Eton graduate (which goes for nothing really I suppose). I've seen high ranking police officers take money out of seized drug money (allegedly) and put it in their cars and I'm not talking about just one person here!

I haven't even dreamed of going through your posts frankly because they have nothing to do with my post and what I had originally asked. And also I think it's a bit sad.......sorry but I do!

I've been suffering from a hangover and lack of sleep all day ;) but this really perked me up. My mate came round and he asked what I was laughing at. I showed him your post and he burst out laughing. The first thing he said was "is she for f***ing real" and he is a very wealthy man but obviously knows the real world in which we live.

He then came through with my briefcase and he said in his best Jeeves and Wooster accent "excuse me sir but here is one squillion pounds, earned from the sale of my one bedroom council flat in possil (rough area in Glasgow)". I then replied back with a Peter Kay accent "how dare you, how dare you" You obviously had to be there but I think I've pulled a muscle in my cheek from laughing! I might do it again and put it on youtube but they wouldn't know the full story so eh........maybe I won't.

So thank you for giving me a brilliant laugh. You are a star.

By the way If you need more crack I know this guy who lives in Possil who could sort you out...................................;)