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silvasava

MadamMim - you're in!!

Floss

Cocketts wrote: »

My grandmother used to say 'you don't look at the mantlepiece when you are stoking the fire':eek:

:rotfl: :rotfl: :beer: to your grandmother!

Lillibet please DON'T mention N****e....she's been away so long it must be hoped that she has become misplaced :D

monnagran

I'm not sure about 'Siren Song,' Silva. As I recall, the Siren's job description was something about luring likely looking sailors on to the rocks so that their boats were wrecked.
I don't remember what they did with the likely looking sailors.
Had their wicked way with them perhaps?

mmmmm..............maybe 'Siren's Song' isn't such a bad idea after all. Let me think about it.

monnagran

Floss wrote: »

:rotfl: :rotfl: :beer: to your grandmother!

Lillibet please DON'T mention N****e....she's been away so long it must be hoped that she has become misplaced :D

Sorry to disappoint you but Nursie has not been misplaced at all. I happen to know that she is residing in GreyQueen's understair cupboard with Henri d'Vac.
An unlikely coupling, I know, but you know what they say......."There's a lid for every pot." Or in this case, "There's a Nursie for every French dirt suckerupper."

Floss

Oh good, I was a bit worried that she may have absconded while GQ was cleaning her new-to-her bicyclette, but as long as you're sure she is still safely tucked away that's OK.

MMF007

I think I'll pack a freezer box with my latest discovery for you all to sample *thinks* this should guarantee my place on board.
How about nutmeg icecream?!? If I need to up the stakes I could run to apple tarte tatin with nutmeg icecream?!
Oh, and as my 'plus one', I nominate my caribbean friend - tall dark and handsome with a voice like soft velvet and a very chivalrous manner. Shiver me timbers, indeed!
I'm off for a lie down in a darkened room, the excitment is just too much for me :rotfl:

silvasava

MmF - yesyesyes - I'm gonna have to have another cuppa - a deep dark voice always does it for me - Hugh and Russel can go overboard And ice cream!!! Jester can take the tiller cos ill be occupied

silvasava

Sorry - tablet friends with Monna's - Hester!!!!

monnagran

MMF, please slap a 'RESERVED' notice on your friend. He's mine.

It's not raining. The wind isn't blowing. The sun isn't shining. It's not bitterly cold. It's not over-warm.

That's the weather dealt with.

No plans for today except for cooking a nice lunch. For me. Because I'm worth it.

Can you tell that I am struggling for something to say?

I'll let you all get on with your interesting lives.

THOUGHT FOR SUNDAY

Answered prayers don't always look like we expect them to.

monnagran

I repeat, He's mine! Eat your heart out Silva.