The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

camelot1001

I'll fight you for him monna, although I still love Morgan Freeman's voice the best.

mardatha

Well this ship is going nowhere until I get, in writing, in triplicate, an assurance that there will be no jellybaby rationing on this voyage! And if I don't get it then that there elephant walks the plank. :cool::cool:

Jazee

Mardatha, if I'm lucky enough to join in:

You can have all my jelly babies
You can have all my jelly babies
You can have all my jelly babies

Wine gums or crumbly fudge for me please.

monnagran

mardatha wrote: »

Well this ship is going nowhere until I get, in writing, in triplicate, an assurance that there will be no jellybaby rationing on this voyage! And if I don't get it then that there elephant walks the plank. :cool::cool:

Oh yeah? And how do you suppose it can be persuaded to do that? I believe hefferlumps are like monnas, they can be led but not driven.

You offering to lead it along the plank then?

silvasava

Mar - I promise you can have all my jelly babies cos I'm going with the ice cream. Monna - I bow to your seniority - can I have him when you've finished with him pretty please? That's if there's anything left of course

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I don't know about a siren song but my singing voice would make a very good ships siren and let other ships know we're coming towards them so get out of the way quick! is that any use?

silvasava

OK LBM - how about Monna's Marauders?

mardatha

A sharp pointy stick wielded at the appropriate end of the elephant ... and they do like a bath

monnagran

mardatha wrote: »

A sharp pointy stick wielded at the appropriate end of the elephant ... and they do like a bath

And elephants have extraordinary memories.

greenbee

Nice to see you're all still mad. I can't join your cruise as i'm finally back at work. However, I'm off to Texas, so would you like me to send you a cowboy or two to keep you occupied?