The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

MingVase

Well I'm scared to come out from under this vase cos that bad Pollywolly keeps picking on me and I'm just an innocent sweet wee old vase. sob.

jamanda

Even I, usually a lurker and from the other end of the country, know that you are telling wee porkies.

Nargleblast

Well, from Monday we will have to do it in groups of six, which we could do in a rota system. We could employ a couple of Fence Marshals to oversee things and evict any Fencer who was too far in their cups and not keeping at least a metre or so apart from others. We could have the party in three hour stints, the Fence Marshals could get out their mops and buckets and thoroughly clean down the area before the next group of six Fencers rocked up for the party. We could have a competition for the best mask and visor combo, in case it rains and we have to move to the indoor part of the Fence. Don't anybody say we're not creative and adaptable!

nannywindow

nargle you're such a spoilsport, I thought I could at least break the law on here and go in a group of 7 !!

Nargleblast

There's bound to be a nosey neighbour to split on us!

boultdj

That will please the hot and cold waiters...…..

monnagran

You leave my hot waiter out of it.  You are welcome to make free with the cold one, he's all yours.  Just keep your grubby mitts off the hot one, he's spoken for.

Nargleblast

I can see when we work out the rotas for the party that Monnagran and her bit of hot stuff will have to be in a separate group from boultdj and Mr. Cool. I mean, can you imagine if they were in the same group, how would we have socially distanced fisticuffs?

monnagran

Who said anything about fisticuffs?  Have you forgootten the Death Stare?

greenbee

I'm sure there were 3 hot and 3 cold waiters originally. Where are the others. I thought they escaped from @MingVase's freezer with @Nargleblast. Or do we need to have another check? She's been eating a lot of jelly babies recently...