The Garden Fence - proper Old Style support and chat!

maryb

Better recruit more waiters!

boultdj

I'm on it!  It's just where to house 'em with the rule of 6, the greenhouse is full already...……….anyone got a shed I can borrow?....

MingVase

I've got a shedbut it's kind of full... waiting for a freezer coming this week. To take the erm. Overflow.

MsMalarkey

Um... hello!...I'm rather new here but I've got a tasty walk in wardrobe/storage space with standing room if that helps? 

camelot1001

I've just sold one of my bikes so there's room in the shed!

Nargleblast

How many waiters exactly are we thinking of? Remember we will need some of them to serve food and drink.

boultdj

Ming...…..ermmm…….no not you....the lot of 'em are scared to go anywhere near you.
Narg……..about 20 all together.
MsMalarkey and Camelot, thank you offers accepted.

MsMalarkey

Super...I'm not fussy anything long, lean, tattooed and under 35 will be fine--though window-cleaning skills would be a bonus.

monnagran

I don't know why there is all this talk about waiters.  Originally there were two, one hot, one cold.  The hot waiter was/is mine.  I have him secreted where none of you sex-starved  floozies will ever find him.  Not even Ming, so she can fill up that space in her freezer with something more boring.
The cold waiter is still up for grabs as far as I know.  Unless someone has imported a load of unskilled trainee waiters you are all welcome to an unseemly scuffle for the remaining cold waiter.

Go for it!

boultdj

There was 6 to start off with, 3 hot, tea, coffee and hot chocolate,   3 cold pop, spirits and beer/cider.