Do You Trust Your Other Half?

LilElvis

annandale wrote: »

Less doubts as time goes on? You've been married decades according to you.

And still checking up on her!

He might trust her completely when she's in her nineties, gaga and in a wheelchair. Not funny, but probably true.

annandale

She'll look at someone for a second too long in the care home and it will be zimmers at dawn.

No offence to anyone called dawn

Pollycat

I think it's very sad that you feel you can't trust someone who hasn't done anything wrong simply because a previous partner cheated on you.

Isn't it supposed to be 'innocent until proven guilty'?

fierystormcloud

I'm guessing the OP is only going to take notice of the 30% who agree with him, as it's 'quality over quantity...' (???!) Or maybe he will deny creating the thread. :huh:

LilElvis

Husband's just come home from a "meal with clients". Currently waiting for him to go upstairs so I can search his phone, look for the receipt in his wallet and check it was a meal for 8. Will also check to ensure he has "curry breath" as he (allegedly) went for an Indian. I'm having palpitations because it must mean he's up to something - most people cheat after all, we know that's a fact! I'll doubtlessly be starting a thread asking for divorce advice in the morning.At least I'm forewarned and I know I should screw him for every penny. Thank the lord the OP showed me the light!

annandale

Out for a curry

That old chestnut

Hopefully the Op will be able to advise you where you go from here.

Pollycat

LilElvis wrote: »

Husband's just come home from a "meal with clients". Currently waiting for him to go upstairs so I can search his phone, look for the receipt in his wallet and check it was a meal for 8. Will also check to ensure he has "curry breath" as he (allegedly) went for an Indian. I'm having palpitations because it must mean he's up to something - most people cheat after all, we know that's a fact! I'll doubtlessly be starting a thread asking for divorce advice in the morning.At least I'm forewarned and I know I should screw him for every penny. Thank the lord the OP showed me the light!

But, LilElvis - have you considered the very real possibility that he's cheating on you with 7 women?
Who all like Indian food.

LilElvis

Pollycat wrote: »

But, LilElvis - have you considered the very real possibility that he's cheating on you with 7 women?
Who all like Indian food.

I never thought of that! :eek:

I'm off to call a locksmith, then I'm going to cut up all his clothes, put them in bin liners and check 'em outside.

That'll teach him for cheating on me with 7 jalfrezi-eating women! He thought he could fool me by saving their numbers on his phone under ridiculous pseudonyms including "Kevin", "Nigel" and "Dave".

He would have got away with it too if I hadn't had my eyes opened by the OP :T

fierystormcloud

LilElvis wrote: »

Husband's just come home from a "meal with clients". Currently waiting for him to go upstairs so I can search his phone, look for the receipt in his wallet and check it was a meal for 8. Will also check to ensure he has "curry breath" as he (allegedly) went for an Indian. I'm having palpitations because it must mean he's up to something - most people cheat after all, we know that's a fact! I'll doubtlessly be starting a thread asking for divorce advice in the morning.At least I'm forewarned and I know I should screw him for every penny. Thank the lord the OP showed me the light!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::T:T:T:T

Pollycat wrote: »

But, LilElvis - have you considered the very real possibility that he's cheating on you with 7 women?
Who all like Indian food.

:eek::eek::eek: WOW, I bet LilElvis never thought of THAT.

You're so smart Pollycat. :A

LilElvis wrote: »

I never thought of that! :eek:

I'm off to call a locksmith, then I'm going to cut up all his clothes, put them in bin liners and check 'em outside.

That'll teach him for cheating on me with 7 jalfrezi-eating women! He thought he could fool me by saving their numbers on his phone under ridiculous pseudonyms including "Kevin", "Nigel" and "Dave".

He would have got away with it too if I hadn't had my eyes opened by the OP :T

You do that girlfriend! :T

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

annandale

If only you had made him wear that electronic tag that activated if he went further than the garden gate

Or superglued his feet to the kitchen floor