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Here we can all be heard for a little while. Part 3

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  • codemonkey
    codemonkey Posts: 6,534 Forumite
    Who wants to hear a cheesy joke?

    Knock knock.
    Eu não sou uma tartaruga. Eu sou um codigopombo.
  • Izadora
    Izadora Posts: 2,047 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 1,000 Posts
    Who's there?
  • onomatopoeia99
    onomatopoeia99 Posts: 7,159 Forumite
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    codemonkey wrote: »
    Mine is currently 69, which would be 32 years 4.5 months
    I can't find anything online suggesting 69 has been announced for anyone so far. What do you get on this calculator?

    https://www.gov.uk/state-pension-age/y

    I put in a date of birth for someone that was too young to have started school and got 68 as the pension age.
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  • tea_lover
    tea_lover Posts: 8,261 Forumite
    Mine's 68 and I'm pretty sure I'm older than you code (born 1979).

    So far... it'll probably be about 400 soon.

    Where is the punchline??? :D
  • Pyxis
    Pyxis Posts: 46,077 Forumite
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    codemonkey wrote: »
    Who wants to hear a cheesy joke?

    Knock knock.
    Izadora wrote: »
    Who's there?
    tea_lover wrote: »

    Where is the punchline??? :D

    I reckon Code's been given some work to do! :rotfl:
    (I just lurve spiders!)
    INFJ(Turbulent).
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  • codemonkey
    codemonkey Posts: 6,534 Forumite
    My apologies, site wouldn't load.
    codemonkey wrote: »
    Who wants to hear a cheesy joke?

    Knock knock.
    Izadora wrote: »
    Who's there?

    Europe
    Eu não sou uma tartaruga. Eu sou um codigopombo.
  • codemonkey
    codemonkey Posts: 6,534 Forumite
    onomatopoeia99 wrote: »
    I can't find anything online suggesting 69 has been announced for anyone so far. What do you get on this calculator?

    https://www.gov.uk/state-pension-age/y

    I put in a date of birth for someone that was too young to have started school and got 68 as the pension age.

    It was from a prediction table in the telegraph.

    link
    Eu não sou uma tartaruga. Eu sou um codigopombo.
  • Pyxis
    Pyxis Posts: 46,077 Forumite
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    codemonkey wrote: »
    My apologies, site wouldn't load.





    Europe

    Europe who?




    (Well, at least it's you who are the poo and not me! :rotfl:)
    (I just lurve spiders!)
    INFJ(Turbulent).
    Her Greenliness Baroness Pyxis of the Alphabetty, Pinnacle of Peadom and Official Brainbox
    Founder Member: 'WIMPS ANONYMOUS' and 'VICTIMS of the RANDOM HEDGEHOG'
    I'm in a clique! It's a clique of one! It's a unique clique!
    I love :eek:



  • Solarjunkie
    Solarjunkie Posts: 385 Forumite
    Part of the Furniture 100 Posts
    Another way to remove fluff from clothes - put on a pair of rubber gloves & stroke your hands over the fabric.
    I have always found using sellotape makes the fabric slightly sticky, so more bits stick to it, so I have to find more tape.........
    Deal with things as they are, not as they should be.
  • codemonkey
    codemonkey Posts: 6,534 Forumite
    Dirty look to Pyxis for ruining the punchline

    codemonkey wrote: »
    Who wants to hear a cheesy joke?

    Knock knock.
    Izadora wrote: »
    Who's there?
    codemonkey wrote: »


    Europe
    Pyxis wrote:
    Europe who?

    No, you're a poo :rotfl:
    Eu não sou uma tartaruga. Eu sou um codigopombo.
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