Nargleblast wrote: »
Where is everyone, Fabio? Mrs Doyle was supposed to be pouring the teas....oh look, there she is at the front.....ah, so she is the "distinguished lecturer on teapots through the ages".......ok, perhaps Hubert can help serve......hang on, the burlesque act is now starting.....my goodness! It's Hubert! That explains the theatrical costume.
Ok, then Igor or Chef will have to serve the refreshments....hang on, they are talking to the WI members about anchovy and passion fruit jam.....and Chef is chucking sugar and stuff around like a crazy thing.....well, normal for him, but what must the audience think?
Oh dear, Fabio, looks like you and I will be serving the food....Fabio? Where are you?
Oh dear, he is singing Italian love songs into the microphone accompanied by the musical group....who are none other than.....The Good Ole Boys!
The WI will be talking about this for years.......
Gem-gem wrote: »
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