The Frugal Fry-Up February NSD Challenge!
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Why are you grinning like a stupid grinning thing, Igor? We escaped being closed down by the skin of our teeth, no thanks to you and your antics! Ok, it was a good idea to send Hubert out for the day, after all, hairy nappy-wearing donkeys and cafe kitchens do not make a good combination in the eyes of the Food Hygiene Inspectors. And the liberal use of my fragrant bath oil (I shall invoice you for that later) covered up the smell of the food.
But why were they in such a good mood today? Especially after Mrs Doyle had persuaded them to have a cup of tea and one of her special cakes?
Her special cakes.....special, as in.....quick, Igor, get rid of them before the drugs squad find out!One life - your life - live it!0 -
marmiterulesok wrote: »Today just might be an nsd for moi.
'Bout time too.
Nope. :eek:0 -
Nargleblast wrote: »Why are you grinning like a stupid grinning thing, Igor? We escaped being closed down by the skin of our teeth, no thanks to you and your antics! Ok, it was a good idea to send Hubert out for the day, after all, hairy nappy-wearing donkeys and cafe kitchens do not make a good combination in the eyes of the Food Hygiene Inspectors. And the liberal use of my fragrant bath oil (I shall invoice you for that later) covered up the smell of the food.
But why were they in such a good mood today? Especially after Mrs Doyle had persuaded them to have a cup of tea and one of her special cakes?
Her special cakes.....special, as in.....quick, Igor, get rid of them before the drugs squad find out!
Eek,not the one with [STRIKE]cocaine[STRIKE][/STRIKE][/STRIKE] currants in?!0 -
Good morning NSD gang, hoping and praying for a NSD today.....One life - your life - live it!0
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Nargleblast wrote: »Good morning NSD gang, hoping and praying for a NSD today.....
Ditto. 'sobbing heard in the background'0 -
Hiya!
Have a nice day everyone. :money:0 -
Today is such a lovely day
NSD 5. Is here to stay!One life - your life - live it!0 -
Well done Nargle. :j
Alas,'twas not to be for me today.....0 -
Now Igor, when you hid Tiddles and the Narglehounds from the Food Hygiene Inspectors, where exactly did you put them? I am asking this because I heard marmite give them instructions to go find some NSDs for her, and they are conspicuous by their absence!
You hid them WHERE?
Chef! Get me two pounds of your finest chip fat, a fishing line, a dozen rancid kippers and a tin opener.One life - your life - live it!0 -
The chip fat, Igor, is to get them unwedged from that narrow sewage pipe you shoved them in. The fishing line and rancid kippers are to entice them to jump out.
The tin opener? Well, how on earth do you think I am going to open this tin of caviar to have with my cream crackers???One life - your life - live it!0
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