The January Jolly Jaunt on the Med NSD Challenge

nellis10

NSD #2 for yesterday.

Will be a spend day today, but hoping to get a lot of the week's spends out of the way including groceries and petrol.

Nargleblast

No, Igor, marmite would not appreciate you packing those knickers for her. You could hold your wedding reception in them.

mummyroysof3

Nsd 2/20 here and hoping to include tomorrow...Defo got to spend on Tuesday

Gem-gem

NSD no 2
Stayed in doors and decluttered.

rubyscott40

NSD #1 for me felt like it was never going to happen lol, hoping tomorrow may be number 2 too!!

donna_dynamo

Another nsd today NSD 3 today. Back to work tomorrow going to leave the purse at home so no temptation to spend.

slowlyfading

Yesterday was NSD 2 and today is NSD 3 will need to go food shopping tomorrow though!

marmiterulesok

Right folks,10 30 sharp we set sail for the high seas....
Is everyone packed and ready?
Why is Hubert dressed in his favourite girly-girl frilly pink bikini and matching heels?Hubert,don't you think it's a bit early for that?
'rolls eyes'
He's so eager...

LadyTrucker glad that you've thrown in a few cocktail dresses and your best fancy Spongebob wellies. What,did no-one tell you about our passion (and nail biting 'Best Dressed Spongebob' competition) for the high class Jimmy Chew high heeled,laydee about town Spongebob wellie.Oh dear oh dear.My goodness woman,didn't you read the 'Terms and Conditions' when joining the challenge??!!!
Never mind,I'm sure someone could lend you a pair....Nargle will no doubt have at least 17 pairs in her voluminous luggage and she's a kind soul.Slipping her a bottle of gin and a big bag of her favourite anchovy and liquorice flavoured trail mix might help too.

Cheffie,don't worry about your truss.We've set up a new truss fund,so the cavalry are on their way.Have you packed your AK47 and boomboom?Gooood.

Igor,don't forget that no one is allowed to take more than 11 chest wigs into international waters.And please don't forget your chef's knives or sexy knee cream.
BTW I hope you've honed your Tom Cruise/Cocktail making skills....the ladies love that kind of thing....yes,that's right...I'm sure they'll be all over you like a nasty rash or a swarm of ants.
I just hope that you've remembered to pack some sexy unmentionables and not last century's castoffs.Knit Witch has told me on no uncertain terms that she's had it up to here knitting you woolly unmentionables that you invariably lose,trash or rip.You have been warned my lad.

Can someone help Mrs Doyle with the tea bags please?A most delicate operation.Mrs Doyle,I hope you've packed a change of pinny?Two Hundred...yeah,that should do it....
Where's Fabio (Mrs Doyle's young and handsome great nephew).Ah,he's doubling as lifeguard,is he?Nice.

LadyTrucker can I trust you to keep an eye on Tiddles the cat (lion,in fact...).Thank you.You're welcome.

Right,so I'll just nip off to attend to the safe storing of my own luggage.
Extra strength valium-check
Gin-check
Olde Widowe champers-check
Straightjacket-check*
Tranquilliser gun-check
*not for me,btw...


Right,see you at the docks everyone!

PS I am not bunking with Hubert the incontinent donkey.No way.

marmiterulesok

Mega update to follow later on today,I promise!

marmiterulesok

Good morning everyone! :hello: