Everybody Look! Intriguing Tiny Elves!

silvercar

Samsung really are trying to make amends for their design faults. Two more:

Where does santa keep his money?

In a snow bank.

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?

Santa paws.

aau1

I think it's safe to say tbw wanted to say "they shot themselves in the foot" but their finger slipped and they inadvertently replaced the "o" in "shot" with an "i"

The site therefore replaced it with !!!! because you're not allowed to use the word they mistakenly typed out

cjj_2

Savvybuyer wrote: »

I think I'll just call it quits and leave for now, without meaning any disrespect to anyone (though certain, I feel, to offend someone who feels I'm just leaving now to get away). I'll go before I start getting upset about causing other people upset.

I'm sorry for upsetting anyone. And, don't worry, I'm not getting upset about getting others upset, though I do mean genuinely I am sorry.

Don't go Savvy, we all love you xx

aau1

miss_corerupted wrote: »

Some T"£t has smashed our fence and done a bunk!!! Police have called out the helicopter trying to find him but the car is uninsured. I bet the guy has been drinking. 5th time this year (in a different place this time) Car is on the roof and skidded 100 yds, Bet he's going to wake up with a sore neck/ribs or something.

So annoying every time someone does it it cost 100's to repair and a few days of labour. This time probably over £1000 looking at the damage, lucky we had no stock in those fields.

A%^hats

Sorry to hear about this

Prepare yourself for savvy's wrath though

Tinyshoes

silvercar wrote: »

Finished DS's shopping for GF family and seem to have a box of chocs left over! I call that a result!

Evening all

I have finished wrapping :j bar one present :eek: I have raided all the stashes in every cupboard and corner and I am one "male" present short. :eek: Well I have a present but it's not quite enough.

No biscuits or boxes of chocolates left over here, but then nearly everyone got champagne this year instead.

Not very happy Mr TS has tidied my list away :mad: and I have a few things to cross off of it. I may actually get to bed a decent time tomorrow night. Can't remember a xmas being ahead of the game this much. :T

Savvybuyer

Please, no-one, ever worry about upsetting me. As I am never upset by what anyone says, doesn't say, does or doesn't do, unless I say "I am upset by what you said" and then, presumably, ask for an apology (or otherwise just decide to ignore but then get over it pretty well myself).

...I'm sure there'll now turn out to be some exception, that I have not thought about, to my use of "never" that I've now written above:rotfl::rotfl:. However, you know what I mean. Don't worry about it, unless/until;).

Savvybuyer

aau1 wrote: »

Sorry to hear about this

Prepare yourself for savvy's wrath though

I'm fine - I'm ignoring it!:cool:

(At least it's clear:rotfl:.)

...There's no pondering though is there, when it's clear? However, sometimes that can be part of the problem when it's clear - although not a problem for myself, on this occasion. I'm being very selfish aren't I - looking at me?:rotfl::eek:

Sorry for the OP and the annoyance they feel about what's been done to them.

miss_corerupted

aau1 wrote: »

Sorry to hear about this

Prepare yourself for savvy's wrath though

I did think about that afterwards lol

The word is T w a t

I don't mind explaining myself though as I know its something I struggle with so I have to do it quite often (written word)

aau1

miss_corerupted wrote: »

I did think about that afterwards lol

The word is T w a t

I don't mind explaining myself though as I know its something I struggle with so I have to do it quite often (written word)

That's probably about to be put to the test...

miss_corerupted

Or is it that you don't like swearing Savvy? I'm not sure now is the unknown?
Sorry if you don't like swearing. We probably shouldn't met up as I swear every other word